Classic Felarya quotes

"just a littel needle through the jugular, windpipe and larynx at once and they drop with out a sound."- Pocco

"Okay, gimme lucky number 13!" - Anko the giant mermaid

"So, anybody else thinking we should've stayed home?" - a Torinian soldier sulking in a Sphinx' stomach.


"You better not swallow me. If you do I'm gonna... give you such horrible indigestion!!!" - the raging strawberry, Rhea Taio.


"Whoever said, 'Live everyday like it's your last,' was obviously from Felarya." - Atreus Khaminari.

sorry folks someone jacked my account and posted that garbage quote when i was away. change my password so it wouldnt happen again

luke112 I've been trying to bite my tongue but I can't let this motherfucker slide for another second. That post is disrespectful to Felarya and everybody involved, I am trying my best not flame you right now. I've hit backspace so many times it's not even fuckin funny.

gt500x wrote:

luke112 I've been trying to bite my tongue but I can't let this motherfucker slide for another second. That post is disrespectful to Felarya and everybody involved, I am trying my best not flame you right now. I've hit backspace so many times it's not even fuckin funny.

There's no real point trying gt500x. luke is willfully ignoring everything and everyone trying to convince us his characters are awesome anti-hero badasses.

While such quotes are really annoying and offensive, they are best ignored since they aren't really Felaryan related quotes anyways.

Jætte_Troll wrote:

gt500x wrote:

luke112 I've been trying to bite my tongue but I can't let this motherfucker slide for another second. That post is disrespectful to Felarya and everybody involved, I am trying my best not flame you right now. I've hit backspace so many times it's not even fuckin funny.

There's no real point trying gt500x. luke is willfully ignoring everything and everyone trying to convince us his characters are awesome anti-hero badasses.

While such quotes are really annoying and offensive, they are best ignored since they aren't really Felaryan related quotes anyways.

I guess I'm lucky I didn't get it. But you are right, Troll, it's best to not give people who do things like this any attention, as that's likely their main reason for doing them in the first place. :3

Here's one for our good friend, Luke:

"Obvious troll is obvious!"

do I look like an idiot? I may be blond, but I know that when dealing with a giant pred, you teleport to safety, die, or respond with LAVA to face.

Powerful blond mage who has lived a while in felarya.

" DID THAT THING JUST LEEP 200 FEET!!" Unknown

"They're....they're all dead man. We...we threw everything we had onto that damn thing and still it didn't died. Even the god damn MG33 Heavy Rifles didn't work on that Thing! They hurt it, but it didn't do much. Everyone is dead. Everyone except me.
*low, deep growling*
...Oh shit..." The last recorded words of a Martin in a MSG221 Warrior Armor Suit before all communication was lost.

Adding one more quote...

"Your most useful weapons in this world aren't big swords, or dreadful guns, not even powerful spells. They're cunning, stealth and a bit of common sense. Though luck helps as well..." - Lorne Santiago

Allow me to make an attempt...

"Alright, I'll let you go, but what about the humans that are easy prey?"
"Already ran out."

-Marcel Amündsen, Private Security Contactor.

"I can't tell if the little guy is actually dead or if he's just playing dead. Hmmm, THIS could be just as fun either way." - Vivian meeting an adventurer who's using the wrong tactic to get rid of her.

"Good morning class, we'll get started with some introductions. My name is Vivian. I'm 69, single, and obligated by law to inform you all that I am a registered sex offender. Ok, now it's your turn, who wants to go first?" - Vivian opening a magic class.

(Not all the information there is accurate :-P Hope you don't mind Karbo.)

And another one just because she's so easy to work with:

"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do have a turn-off. You so rudely shouting obscenities at me is a MAJOR turn-off... Wait... wait... I'm sorry, I have to take that back." - Vivian answering to Belletia.

gt500x wrote:

"I can't tell if the little guy is actually dead or if he's just playing dead. Hmmm, THIS could be just as fun either way." - Vivian meeting an adventurer who's using the wrong tactic to get rid of her.

"Good morning class, we'll get started with some introductions. My name is Vivian. I'm 69, single, and obligated by law to inform you all that I am a registered sex offender. Ok, now it's your turn, who wants to go first?" - Vivian opening a magic class.

(Not all the information there is accurate :-P Hope you don't mind Karbo.)

LOL. that last one about being a sex offender is so true and hilarous. XD.

for the sake of a quote myself:

Ever heard about hell being the worst place in existance? it's not, felarya is.

-seasoned adventurer talking to a newbie.

I'm pretty sure Vivian would say she's 69 just for the sake of the innuendo, no matter what her age.

" . . . Wait, what was that? Was that a snake? Stop the car for a sec, I thought I- HOLY HELL, FLOOR IT!" - Felaryan motorist.

"I do believe my only appropriate response is to preform an about-face followed by a sprint." -Quen the scholar, when faced with a naga.

"Suddenly, squirrels. Everywhere." -shell-shocked adventurer coming back from an expedition

"You ever threaten a mermaid with harpooning?"
"No."
"Don't try it. I can guarantee you'll lose something." -one-legged sailor to a cabin-boy.

" How could something look both human and a monster at the same time?"- words of a gaint pred who saw something that triggerd The Uncanny.

"Ok, how old are you really? I could have sworn you said you were 69 a few birthdays ago." - Anna to Vivian on her most recent birthday.

"What rotten luck! With all the giant sexy predators running around here we had to get eaten by a big hairy man with gingivitis. Well, not that it really matters in the end, we're still gonna die. But if I was gonna die in Felarya I would've rather done it right."

luke112 wrote:

sorry folks someone jacked my account and posted that garbage quote when i was away. change my password so it wouldnt happen again

Wow! So, someone hijacked your account, just so that they could make a single bad quote that is incredibly similar in theme and execution to many of the other quotes you've posted here? What a weird coincidence, huh?

You know, I'm fairly sure that Vivian has character traits other than being a slut.

Just wanted to remind everyone.

itsmeyouidiot wrote:

You know, I'm fairly sure that Vivian has character traits other than being a slut.

Just wanted to remind everyone.

This, so much this.

What Vivian likes to do with men, women, giants and tinies in her free time makes for a somewhat amusing running-gag at times, but it gets overused way, way too much.

You see it in stories and art too. She's almost never used for any other reason besides sexual stuff.

Not saying she can't be an openly sexual character...but she IS also an older character, highly intelligent, and a highly skilled mage (not to mention being quite vain as well). It'd be nice to see those sides of her more often, or at least have her sexual side treated in a more adult way, instead of, well, how people tend to treat it most of the time.

rcs619 wrote:

It'd be nice to see those sides of her more often, or at least have her sexual side treated in a more adult way, instead of, well, how people tend to treat it most of the time.

I think you're drastically overestimating the maturity of Felarya's audience. Though there are quite a few authors that have proven that setting and characters can be handled very well, the fact that Felarya originated as a sexual-fetish-based work is something that kinda attracts a less mature audience.

Don't get me wrong, I like vore, and Felarya's a great setting, but a part of me is glad that Karbo is toning down the vore-ness of his recent art.

That's not to say I want him to quit vore altogether, his vorish stuff works great for my, ahem, personal activities.

But I digress. Let's get back to the quoting, shall we?


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"No! This can't be happening! I'm too young to die! I'm only...

...Crap, I've lost count."

- An adventurer who discovers that this argument doesn't work when you don't age.

" WHAT THE FUCK! DO BULLETS EVEN HURT THIS THING?"-Unknown

"Of all the things I have seen and heard of, I anit never seen or heard of anything like this THING!"-Unknown

"Thats not fair. 50 cals dont even work agianst that THING!"-Unknown

"Damn. How do you stop that thing?"-Unknown

"What do you want? A cookie?"-Unknow human to pred.

Not even worth it.

MrNobody13 wrote:

"I do believe my only appropriate response is to preform an about-face followed by a sprint." -Quen the scholar, when faced with a naga.

"Suddenly, squirrels. Everywhere." -shell-shocked adventurer coming back from an expedition

I look forward to seeing Quen again one of these days!

rcs619 wrote:

Not saying she can't be an openly sexual character...but she IS also an older character, highly intelligent, and a highly skilled mage (not to mention being quite vain as well). It'd be nice to see those sides of her more often, or at least have her sexual side treated in a more adult way, instead of, well, how people tend to treat it most of the time.

She's also a fount of knowledge, wisdom, and experience which nobody quite knows how she acquired... She's probably a fascinating person to talk to. I like to think of characters going to see her for those reasons, as well as for sex. (Or often, perhaps, for both at the same time. )