Enter Trixy: The curious naga

Masurao jumped onto Rua's open hand as she held it out. She brought him up to her soft lips and kissed him. Masurao, is it alright if I eat you again?" She asked. Masurao put his hand on her lips. "Sure." Rua popped him into her mouth, and played around with him. She finaly swallowed, and blushed from his flavor. He slid into her second stomach.

Mike sighed and jumped over Luna's tight arm. "What are you up to now dad?" she asked him. He just smiled and took out a bottle of Budwiser; a Cuban cigar; a pump action shotgun; a confederate flag; and a small ATV toy. He slung the shotgun over his back and placed the ATV on the ground and snapped his fingers. The ATV suddenly grew to its original size and Mike positioned the flag onto the ATV.

Luna knew what he was up to and said, "Don't you even think about dad. You may have not done it on Earth but your not going to do it..." She couldn't finish her sentence because Mike powered up the ATV and drove off shouting in a redneck accent, "I'M A REBEL AND I'M FUCKING CRAZY BITCH!!!! YYYYEEEEHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!" "DAD YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!" shouted Luna as she got up but didn't try to catch him. "Ugh! I hate it when he does that. If I know better he'll be just going around the lake," she said with annoyance.

Ha'dara just stared at Mike, with a look of confusion. Still watching him driving off, he asked "nuq? What is he doing?"

Luna just stared at her dad driving off and said, "He's doing something that he never got to do on his 18 birthday, which was get a bottle of alcohol, a cigar, a four wheel machine, a gun, and a flag and drive around acting like a maniac. He is doing right but I'll give him a good punishment when he gets back."

Suddenly somewhere on the other side of the Lake, Mike cried out, "LET GO OFF ME YOU DAMN APES! WAIT....WHATS THAT?....A SHIT! A MAN CANNON?! NNNNNOOO? NOT THE MAN CANNON! PLAESE HAVE MERCY!!!! MOMMY! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!"

Ha'dara smiled "This could be interesting". He started moing over to where Mike started screaming, mutting to himself "chay' ta'ta' jIH tlhap naDev?"

((Well, I just confirmed that the apes are gad dam bloody pervs and like to make people's life a living hell in the worst case ever))

"WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DAMN DOING? AIMING? AIMING WH.....AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NO NOT THERE! ANYTHING BUT RIGHT THERE! YOU DAMN APES! LET ME GOOOOOO!!!!!" the shouting stop right when a giant boom sounded and a cry could be heard coming closer. "LUNA!! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!" Mike cried as he was flying very fast through the air straight towards Luna.

Luna looked in Mike's direction but didn't realize what he was doing until she felt him hit her right below her stomach and enter in another part of her. Her faced immediately turned beet red at what just occurred and said to Ia, "Kill those damn apes right now Ia." She gave her A.I. partner a very evil glare and the A.I. immediately disappeared. Three minutes passed and howling could be heard as Ia made the apes 'disappear'. ~Well this is very awkward and strange at the same time but still, it is cozy in here~ Mike said to Luna with her mind. She ignored him for the time being at laid down again to try and forget at what had occurred.

Ha'dara sighed out of bordom and sat down by a tree, muttering "This seems like a dull part of Felarya."

~Um Luna we have incoming water balloons~ Mike said. Luna looked up and saw in fact a water balloon about the size of one of the watermelons. "What the hell? How did those apes get those things.... Ia you're going to be in big trouble when you get back," Luna said as she ducked at one of the giant balloons.

on other side of lake. <3

<If Ha'dara wants some excitement, then we'll give him something to dodge!> Ia said. She had give the apes a machine to instantly create water balloons to fire with their man cannon. Ia had change her appearance to look like a French general. <Keep firing! They are no match for our water balloonness!> Ia said in a French accent.

Ha'dara looked up and saw the balloon coming. Raising an eyebrow he held up his hand and fired a small blast directly at the first one he saw, causing it to burst directly above Luna.

"HEY! Watch where you aiming!" Luna shouted as she was drenched in water. ~Oh dad, come out so that you can do something~ she said in a creepy voice inside Mike's head. ~Um, no thanks. I'll just stay in here, where its nice and warm~ he said back. She sighed and said to Ha'dara, "Looks like Ia wants you to fight back."

other side.

<Load more balloons! We have them on the run!> Ia said in the ape language. "They're not fighting back mistress," said one of the apes. <Then we'll have to make them attack. MWUHAHAHAHA!> she said in an evil tone.

“What in tarnation!?” Was all Trav could shout before a water-balloon the size of himself knocked him off of Trixy’s tail. He hit the ground and floundered around for a second in the sudden spray of water.

“Oi, that be…unexpected,” He grumbled, thoroughly drenched. He fished his straw hat out of a pool of muddy water. (Fortunately, he had kept ahold of his recorder.) “Where did tha--Ahhh!” Trav yelled, diving into cover behind Trixy’s tail, as another water ballon splashed down among them.

“Who be shootin’ them blasted things?” Trav said, again picking up his hat and shaking the water off of it and putting it back on.

"There are apes on the other side of the lake and Ia is apparently making them fire water balloons at us using a cannon know as a man cannon and don't even ask where Mike is!" she said with an angry growl trying to avoid the balloons. ~ Its so cozy where I am but at least I'm not getting hit with cold water anyway~ Mike said in Trav's mind. Luna looked at rixy and shouted, "TRIXY! LOOK OUT!!!!"

“Oi, believe me, I shan’t,” Trav said, reddening some and turning away. “And, Mike, please…be silent.” Trav ducked again as another water balloon hit nearby.

“What’re we going to do about them apes,” Trav murmured.

Ha'dara moved out of the way of a balloon while watching to see exactly where they were coming from. As soon as he could, he held up a hand and threw a few small (weak) Ki blasts in the general direction attempting to hit the cannon.

"Luna, there's something I've wondering. Are you from Felarya?"

Luna looked at Ha'dara and said, "No I'm not and I don't wish to return to my home. My home brings back, violent memories of a monster, like the one we fought yesterday." She heard the screams of ape and then heard a small boom sound. She looked in the direction of the cannon and saw smoke rising. "Well Ha'dara, I think you just destroyed their cannon," she said sitting down.

oder side again.

<NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!! The cannon is gone, what shall we do? I know.... Bring out the next one and begin firing again but this time fire the paint bomb!> Ia said standing on top of the old and wrecked cannon. the apes shouted for joy and began doing what they were told.

"I'd rather be back in my world than this one, it's much better. In my opinion, at least. I think I'll just go and check on that Cannon." Ha'dara started moving rapidly to the other side of the lake and saw them setting up a new cannon next to the wreckage.

While going toward the new cannon and forming another blast, he shouted back to Luna and the others "Their setting up a new one!"

Rua suddenly opened her mouth, and Masurao burst out, landing on his feet. "This is getting tiring...I'm gonna burn those damn dirty apes!" He sped across the lake, and jumped high into the air. He performed hand seals. Katon! Dai Endan! (Fire style, Grand Fireball jutsu). Masurao blew a gigantic fire ball toward the apes. It impacted the ground, and created a firey explosion. Thankfully, it caused major burns and no deaths.

<NNNNNNNOOOOO!!!!! MY MINIONS!!!!!!! Ah, o well. You guys can finish them off> Ia said and with that she disappeared in a short and bright green light.

Luna sighed and said, "Okay you guys can take care of the rest, I'm going for a swim." She slithered into the water and dived under the surface and began swimming towards the bottom. ~Are you just going to stay in there all day or are you going to come out?~ she asked Mike. ~I'll come out but don't give me a bath because I just need sometime for myself alright~ he said back. He disappeared and suddenly reappeared next to Luna in a form of a black dragon with red stripes. ~Never seen my dragon form have you little one?~ he said. She just stared at him and watched him swim upwards very fast.

Mike exploded out of the water and spread his wings and released a gigantic roar. ~Well guys, now you see my true dragon form~ he said tot he group with his mind.

“…In all me years o’ travelin’, that Mike be the oddest lad I’ve ever clapped eyes on,” Trav said. He walked to the water’s edge to wash off the mud from himself. “Drinkin’ a neko’s blood, who then turns out to be a friend, speakin’ with ‘is mind, changin’ into a dragon, an’ ‘as a naga with a field in ‘er ‘ead fer a daughter. It be to much fer me to take in. What o’ ye, ‘a’dara? ‘ave ye as many surprises as Mike?”

~Trav if stay around me for a year, then you'll see things that wouldn't seem possible~ Mike said as he landed on the ground next to Trixy and laid down resting his giant head on his paws. He saw Luna coming out of the water. ~Well Trixy you have been quiet for quite some time now. Oh and Trav, later on I'll show you how to use that sword of your.~ he said winking at Trav.

Ha'dara yawned in bordem and layed on the ground next to the lake "No surprises here. The only thing about me thats different to a typical Naga is that I cannot use magic, so I manipluate Ki energy instead." He started staring up at the clouds "How big do Naga's here get? So far I haven't seen a single one as big as me. There all magic users, too. No Ki users so far."

The apes ran away in fear of Masurao. He walked over to Ra, who was laying down on her back, and jumped onto her lower half's belly. He sat down, and gently rubbed her underbelly. "I'm going to sleep." He laid down, and drifted off to sleep.

(mikeimp, I know this is a bit out of topic but is your Avatar from Assasin's Creed)

Mike suddenly felt the ground shift. ~this can't be good.~ he said just as the ground underneath him collapse. He changed back into his human form and landed flat on his ass. "Ow...dat hurt," he said. "ARE YOU ALRIGHT DAD?" Luna shouted. He got up and looked around saying, "I'm fine, but this place does seem a tad familiar.....A shit!"

Whatever was casuing the earthquake, if it gave a dragon pause, it couldn't be good. Though he didn't know what he could do with it, Trav ran to retrieve his sword.

"Mike? What be causin' th' earth to shake so?" Trav asked uncertainly, nervously looking around and trying to hold his sword steady.