Magic Treasure Chest

Doctor Emmett Brown pops out, looks around, and says in an over dramatic voice, "Great scott!"

I put a DeLorean into the chest.

The chest moves at 88 miles per hour, running you over but failing to travel through time.
I put a conveniently-located mangled corpse into the chest.

You get my court order changed for you.

I put a copy of the LP of Devastation in the chest.

Suddenly a Rosiac Neko pops out

I put Karbo in the chest.

You get a voucher for 25% off marmalade when you buy three or more jars.

I put the arm rest that just broke off my bleedin' brand new chair into the chest (grumbling as I do so.)

Tarynn pops out complaining about how the chair broke when she tried to sit in it.

I mix things up a bit by putting the chest in Tarynn.

Tarynn lays an egg, which contains a parallel universe where all coin flips have the opposite result of what they end up having in ours.

I uh... feed her ipecac so we can get the chest back.

The chest pops out. Also What comes out of it is another obscure Futurama reference.

I put in a "Hawaiian" lei.

(PS Hawaii doesn't exist)

A domesticated dryad covered in flowers pops out.

I place Nyaha in the chest.

The chest belches out an eyepatch, covered in saliva and mucus.
Into the chest I put an overly attached girlfriend.

She calls you from inside the chest to find out where you are, also somehow managing to interrupt her own call by calling again to see how you're doing.

I put a vat of industrial strength hair gel into the chest.

Out comes SCP-337.

I put a cookie in the chest.

OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER BODY WASH IS SO POWERFUL IT CAN TURN OFF THE SUN!
BUT THEN IT GETS TOO COLD, SO IT MAKES ANOTHER SUN!
DOUBLE SUN POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*explosions*

I put in some raptor eggs.



AAAAHH! *crash* OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS POST END!
BLOCK!
BUILDING KICK!
EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCl5uyn5K7k

The Pyro comes out and feeds you a lollipop (slices you with the cold steel of an axe).

I put a chest in the chest.

the chest within the chest creates an infinite loop of a chest with in a chest that opens up to reveal the first chest with the chest inside of it





I put a mimic inside of a chest within the chest within the chest.

The mimic becomes convinced that the real world is a dream, and kills herself in an attempt to wake up. Then a foghorn-like noise emanates from somewhere.

I attempt to open the chest, but instead I OPEN GANGNAM STYLE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

I hit you with a sledge hammer in hopes of stopping your death throes


I hide the body in the chest

The cops come out with the body. You're going away for a long, long time.

I put Justin Beiber in the chest, to do humanity a favor.

Out come Mao Tse Tsung, Kim Jong-Il, Stalin, and Hitler, all of them out to do your mom.

I put a big, round, black, lit bomb in the chest.

Out comes a much large, but identical in all other ways but the now much shorter fuse, bomb.

I put Stabs in the chest.

A stabbed Stabs pops out of the chest.

I put Leila in the chest.

The chest dies an agonizingly slow death in horrible pain, then flops over on the ground, where a river of blood spills out of it.

I put in a rolled-up sleeping bag just slightly too big to fit, the way sleeping bags always are.

(O.o What did Leila do to that poor chest? XD)

A Naga sized tent pops out of the chest, complete with a pair of camping, hungry Nagas.

I dive in the chest for safety.

You instead land in Beryl's chest, and for some reason you are now tiny.

Beryl puts you in her chest.

Oh god! Not like this! Not like this!



-puts treasure in the chest- :3