Magic Treasure Chest

Due to a glitch in the Matrix, somewhere near the line that determines which side of things is the inside and which the outside, Leila locks you in the chest.

I turn in my homework in the chest.

Your homework gets spit out with a big fat F on it.

I place Nina into the chest with a big piece of cheese

The chest spits out the cheese, but keeps Nina.

I put a Homestuck reference in the chest

A Family Guy reference about a Seinfeld reference about a parody of Star Wars about the sometimes closed-minded way of human thought patterns shown by the fact that every planet is made up of a single topographical quality is taken out of the chest.

Nyaha uses Sleeve Surpise! Nyaha produces from his sleeve...a banana! Nyaha proceeds to eat the banana and tosses a bottle of pills into the chest.

The chest finds the power of ten chests, plus two.

I put Nothing in the chest. Note the capital N in Nothing, it's very important for some vague reason.

Everything comes out of the chest, with a captial E

My cat takes a dump in the chest

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Everything comes out of the chest, with a captial E

My cat takes a dump in the chest

The chest emits a foul stench to spreads across the land killing all it touches. Even the Guardians can't stop it!

I toss Frabreeze, Oust and everything else that smells fresh in the chest.

The chest now smells like a flower-coated pine forest right after a rain shower on a beautiful spring day.

I place Master Chief in the chest.

Amateur Peon comes out of the chest, wondering why nobody ever gives him screentime in the Halo games.

I stuff a mountie into the chest. :33

The restbof the rcmp finds him and nyaha goes to jail for a long long tine



I put nyaha's jail in da chest, ja

Tht whch hs n vwls cms t.

I correct the chest's spelling.

Now it's no longer cursed. Game over. Thanks, Obama!

I put a roll of toilet paper in the chest.

You kill the great almighty poo

I perfom a ethnic cleasing on the chest with a flame thrower

Chests are flammable, genius.

I repair the chest using MAAAGIC.

You miscast it. Now the chest is cursed.

Dreams... hopes... I put it all on the chest.

The cursed chest rapes your dreams and kills your hopes.


I use smite evil on the chest

Not only the chest becomes not evil, but for some strange reason it transforms into a woman.

Ugh...Hi chesty woman...I am surposed to be putting something in you and *Gets slapped* Ow

I use my incubus charm on the woman

I put babies inside the chest woman and slip off the face od the earth like a boss

A couple dozen Octababies come out of the chest woman.

I put the chest woman in a coffin.

She starts hackin' and wheezin'.

I put implants into her chest.

She is now a DDD


I push her into another chest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXLDv-fUINM

In other news, I put another chest into the chest within a chest.

I open the chest within a chest within a chest, and pull out both a heart and a Russian Nesting Doll

I toss the woman away and put Edward Cullen in the chest

Unfortunately the chest clones the "vampire" from the elementary school art class. Now there are hundreds of the sparkly fairy "guys" running around.


I put Blade, Van Helsing, Buffy, and every other vampire hunter in the chest.

A bunch of "blackulas" chased by that guy from the Venture Bros. cartoon series all come running out of the chest.

I put a half-pound of nothing in the chest.