Classic Felarya quotes

"Hmmm . . . jungle, magic, giant man-eating nude women . . . This must be a dream. I can do anything, then! I'm INVINCIBLE!"

"This is WAY better than the Godzilla films!"

"There are a lot of rules for survival in Felarya. The three most important are 1: Run, 2: Run faster and 3: Goddammit, run faster you dolt, it's gaining on us!"

"Uhh, hey, theoretically -just theoretically, though- what do you do if you see a building-sized monster coming at you?"

Good ones MrN.


"Holy crap, look at the size of that thing! RUN!"

"No dude wait, I know what to do!"

"She's looking right at us man."

"I know that, just chillax! I saw something like this in a movie once. I'd bet their vision is based on movement. Allz we gotta do is stand still and we'll be perfectly fine!"

"Aahhhhhhh, please don't eat me. I'm a person" From fairy's POV "I'm very tasty and I will massage your throat and belly quite pleasantly"

"Oh she's adorable. What harm can she do. Says her name is Leppy"

"Holy whoa, look at the size of those boo- OH SHIT!"

"Eat me? But we just met! You should at least wait for the third date."

"I don't know what happened. There I was minding my own beeswax when this blond naga came rushing up to me. I thought I was doomed but all she wanted was a hiding place for this toolbox she was holding. Then this pink-haired, blue-tailed naga came racing up and everything went to hell."

"So lemme get this straight... you actually want me to eat ya?"

"Yes I do."

"What about your friend here?'

"No, no, oh God no! PLEASE don't eat me. I beg you!"

"Alighty, in ya go!"

"NO!"

*Gulp*

"Why did you eat him instead of me? I want to be eaten too!!!'

"EXACTLY, there's gotta be somethin' wrong with ya. Maybe ya got that mad human disease or somethin'. Besides, where's the fun in eatin humans that wan' it?"

"I always hated being overlooked-until I came to Felarya"

"How much do you love me, Brad?"

"More than words can express, my darling Ivon."

"Oh really? Would you die for me?"

"In a heartbeat my sweet!"


"Awwww, how touching!"


"AHHH, it's a dryad! Brad hel... Brad?"


"Wow, that guy can really move!"

"Look-these predators are all little kids. Why can't I kick them around bit?"-one of Markie's victims.

"Stop staring! Shoot! Shoot again before she--!"

"You go ahead. I'm going to see what she put in her diary"

If anyone says anything about a barrel roll, I'm dropping them at the Great Tree. - Jetbike pilot.

"I find that the dangers of Felarya have been greatly over-rated"-Vivian's last meal

Crap, Zoekin, you won't let me get the last word.


"Ha, you just got served!"

*Gulp*

"No, you did."

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"Well, as long as you're the one in MY stomach, I could care less." - apathetic predator.

"ARRGH! It's in my sleeping bag! GET IT OUT!"-Leppy's new friend

Alright, you win. I'm bowing out with this.


"Pardon me madame, I hope you can hear me way up there. I just arrived in town not too long ago and am looking for a good place to have dinner. A wonderful young lad by the name of Stabs suggested that I join you for a meal. Would you be so kind?" - Mr. Conci Derate III, and last.

gt500x wrote:

Alright, you win. I'm bowing out with this.


"Pardon me madame, I hope you can hear me way up there. I just arrived in town not too long ago and am looking for a good place to have dinner. A wonderful young lad by the name of Stabs suggested that I join you for a meal. Would you be so kind?" - Mr. Conci Derate III, and last.

"I did what? Mr Derate, it's a TRAP... oh, hello, miss, err... oops. Damn."

Oh would you look at this pretty little flower? SQUISH IT!!! oh crap *Glomp*

adventurer "Why is there a sign of a half snake half woman here?"

a very familiar naga "Hi there!"

adventurer "Wha? Hi the... holy shi!!" Glomp*

This cannot be I am Invincible! *Glomp*

YAY BOOBIES!!! *Glomp*

"Note to self kick Gunther's ass if I survive this" *Glomp*

" hey you, yeah you im talking to you, do you know how to get to Negav city?"
"hey you little insanificatant puke, Yeah im talking to you, you disjusting wigend rat, take me to your leader or i will unscrew your head and shit down your neck."- someone talking to a harpy
" WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNTION NUMBNUTS! You Best un-fuck yourself or i will unscrew your head and shit down neck, DO You hear me you Pieacie of dogshit, no wait dogshit is better than you lowly piece of maggot shit" Sargent Frozon to a Group of Trainees

“She ain’t got time to be squirreling with fart breathed furred parrots like you! Why don’cha pull yer head out’cher glouteux maximus and scram, while yer at it, jump off the Peak of Sorrows!” - Harpy responding to a question.

(Translation: Sorry, she’s a little busy at the moment and can’t spare the time to talk. But if you’re willing to come back later she might be available. If that won’t work for you, I’ll have her meet you at the Peak of Sorrows.)

(based on movie quotes)

"How dare you!? My name is Anna Demorah. You've insulted my honor. Prepare to die." - Anna, Giant Naga

"Good, bad... I'm the wizard with the wand." - Oleth Brigand, Archmage of Isolon University

(adaption of RVB quote)

"I am Caboose, the giantess destroyer" *said while running away from Jora - anyone else and he would already have been digested. *

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Inigo Montoya during his visit to Felarya and encountering the naga Crisis

"Oh thank god you found me! I have a wife and twelve kids and I cant get a moments rest without having to do something! So please eat me quickly!"

walkingbyself wrote:

"Oh thank god you found me! I have a wife and twelve kids and I cant get a moments rest without having to do something! So please eat me quickly!"

"Uh, can't I just eat the wife and twelve kids?"