Classic Felarya quotes

"boys we got ourselfs a bloodclaw ape hoard bearing down on us and were traped here, We take a stand and take as many down before we go down" - (sergeant Mackenzie- 605th Militia)

wow so many good new ones there

"This flare gun may be useless for getting help, but it is a great weapon."-Raimi, dungeon explorer, standing near a knocked out giant naga.

"Well... even though you've got the most shady looking eyes I've ever seen, I guess you've got a point. If I try to reach Negav on foot I'll probably be eaten by some vicious predator before the day's end... Alright then, I'll let you fly me there in your mouth but you better not break your promise! I mean it, don't you dare swallow me!" - Last words of guy who knew better but fell for it anyway.

" who's next?- second to last words of a Soldier after killing a Martian with a shotgun before being stabed through the chest by a second Martian soldier
" I'm ready how bout you"- the last words of the Man above, as he took the Maritian with him.

"What the fuck?!" - Anonymous.

luke112 wrote:

" who's next?- second to last words of a Soldier after killing a Humaniod enemy with a plasma sword before being stabed throw the chest by a second combatent.
" I'm ready how bout you"- the last words of the Man above

Luke, this thread is for Felaryan related quotes, not just generic quotes.

luke112 wrote:

"boys we got ourselfs a bloodclaw ape hoard bearing down on us and were traped here, We take a stand and take as many down before we go down" - sargent Mackenzie during his Famous Last stand.

Personally, I liked this one.

"Wait . . . wait . . . this makes no sense . . . Where did this jungle come from? Holy- where did that giant lady com- wharglblednagh!"

"Oi, duck harpy!"
"A duck harpy?"
"No, duck, it's a HARPY!"

gt500x wrote:

luke112 wrote:

"boys we got ourselfs a bloodclaw ape hoard bearing down on us and were traped here, We take a stand and take as many down before we go down" - sargent Mackenzie during his Famous Last stand.

Personally, I liked this one.

I'm glad that you like it
That actully is a Quote in a few stories of mine, One is First Person, one is a retelling by the only survivior, and the rest are readings and lecuters by Other pe
ople.

"AWW~ C'mon, I just wanna hug you with my tongue." -- Syll'en

" Are You Talking To Me Fish Lady, You Don’t Talk To Me Like That, I’m Gonna Go Down There And Kick Your Scaly Butt!"- someone speaking to Anko after she taunted him... you already know what happends next.

“Welcome to the 605th Combat regiment or as so many of us senior personal call it The 605th Militia, you thought the jungle is hell, wait till bootcamp.”- Militia Drill instructor.

" you will learn to trust your team mates, weather they are naga, harpy, Neko, human or elf. do you understand me recuirts?"

"To survive in this world of deadly wonders and beauty one must make wise choices and the wisest choices are always the most obvious." - the Great Storyteller

*inside a pred's stomach*

(Random guy pulls out an AK-47) From Russia with love, freak!
*sprays full auto*

Pred: Ugh, that's the third time this week!

The bullets would just bounce right off the walls.

"Climb the bean stalk, check. Find the giant's castle, check. Now all I gotta do is rescue the giant white goose that lays the giant golden eggs... Hey, what is that it up there? Well whataya know, she's coming to me. I knew this would be a piece of cake." - some guy from a fairy tale that you may or may not know.




"Oh, what a vicious little creature you are. I'll tell you one thing, your actions today shall not go unanswered. From this point on, the bliss that was your ignorance is no more. Awaken... Okami! - Khariklo the dridder , many years ago in a turbulent era.

When things get too hot for me, I just hit the reset button, and instant safety. What, life doesn't have a reset button? Oh yeah. But what if-Nah, you're right. Life doesn't have a reset button...For you! I can reset all I want! Ha ha ha ha ha! - Malane, the time travel spamming mage right before leaving his doomed companion with a giant naga.

"Well, I'm hanging by my leg, upside-down, blood running to my head, having trouble breathing because I just sprinted half a mile, pouring sweat, being dangled over a giant tree-woman's mouth, about to get swallowed alive, going to die . . . Typical."

"Why is everyone I run into so TALL!?" -Swiftlit

"Hold up, I think I heard something . . . I kind of sounds like . . . a stomach growling . . ." -Ararn Sharp-ear, neko adventurer

"Wow, the ground here is so bouncy and warm and soft. Makes me think of a pers- OH G-!" -tourist in Felarya

"If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he'll eat until a mermaid finds him."

"The land here is savage, a natural hell at war with itself and everything that enters it, of every second of every hour of every day of every cycle. Yet it looks untouched, unscarred, almost tranquil. This is what we must recreate. We must be brutal, uncompromising, relentless and merciless, but remain unseen, unnoticed, to blend in as if it were all part of every day life." - Commander Epsom.

" we will make you the best you can be. You will go from soft belly Recuits to Harden Lethal weapons that can and will take any adversity the Jungles can throw and tatcel it head on with a war face. DO YOU READ ME."- 605th drill instructer to a bunch of Trainees.

"The fear one feels when dangling above the maw of a man eating giant pales in comparison to the fear one feels when their own shadow is out to get them."



"I do not create these stories of giants, heroes, and villains... nor do I know if they are true or not. I'm only sharing with you what was shared with me."


- the great story teller, Heseodorus.

"help! get it off me!"