Classic Felarya quotes

And for this years Darwin Award winner is (drum roll).... umm well we couldn't decide ever since we found Felarya there have been to many contestants for the Darwin Award. All of them fit the criteria yet we cant seem to get a hold of them any longer. So for the first time (and hopefully last) we award the Darwin Award to all Felaryains! Congratulations!

"Crisis my dear, I wished you never had to see this"-Mac speaking tp crisis after finding then Bodies of 2 dozen Mercs That Mac had dispacted in a maner that made messy Blood spattered section of jungle as a result.

" what do mean this is The Source? how could it possably be that Hot..... MY MOUTH IS BURNING!!!!!"- a Unlucky Crisis being tricked to eat a rather large bottle of The Source hot sauce.

CauldronBorn24 wrote:

"Size means everything yet nothing in this place." -Unknown.

I like, it's like a riddle.

luke112 wrote:

space_samurai wrote:

"Game over man, Game over!" -adventurer as he and his companions comes face to face with a predator (you should all know where this is from )

Bro i beated you to it


"dudes i think you should get the cammera and recorder now"- adventurer
"why?" his pal
"because this is gonna make us Millions from the demand."
"what do you mea....... HOOOOTTTTT "
two Pervy adventures getting ready to record Vivian and Malkia making out

Finally another one. I was starting to think that I was the only pervert around here!

I am complete again! Now my reign of terror can begi- AAAAARGGGHHH!(A evil person who was banished to Felarya but made a bit to much noise)

"Theres no such thing as a giant nag- theres one standing right behind me isnt there?" Felarya newcomer a little too late to realize his fate

I've heard a rumor that squirrels are evil and that there are rumors of them being the cause of Felaryas doom. Well I am here to say this is simply another unfortunate misunderstanding in fact my cute little friend here Syeocrwu is proof that they aren't evil and simply want nuts not world domination. Inst that right Syeocrwu?

"It is true Dave we only wish to be friends and simply want nuts that is all"

See there not bad at all! - an unfortunate adventurer taken in by the evil plan of the squirrels

walkingbyself wrote:

I've heard a rumor that squirrels are evil and that there are rumors of them being the cause of Felaryas doom. Well I am here to say this is simply another unfortunate misunderstanding in fact my cute little friend here Syeocrwu is proof that they aren't evil and simply want nuts not world domination. Inst that right Syeocrwu?

"It is true Dave we only wish to be friends and simply want nuts that is all"

See there not bad at all! - an unfortunate adventurer taken in by the evil plan of the squirrels

Epic lol!!!

Jesus christ it's a Silver Succubus! Get in the car....Wait a sec...(A person encountering Iridan)

Last words:

"I hope that fruit-scented body wash I used doesn't attract any unwanted attention."

"What? Oh, the noise is meant to scare them away!"

"Hey, Ms. Dryad, mind sparing some sap?"

"...You shouldn't be so sure of your strength...Some people are stronger than they look..." -Akota Antimata: Not exactly a direct Felarya quote, but it fits.

"Welcome to Felarya where the Giants rome free" a quote from my Felarya OC as he welcomes a Human to Felarya

Welcome to Felarya! Your probably going to die a agonizing painful death but hey, alt least the view is pretty.- Me welcoming people to felarya

"yes human, I'm blind, however I do not appreciate you waving your hand in my face" -Andrew the blind Merman

"Out of curiosity doctor, were yuo and Claire ever a... thing?"
"Zat, vould have been problematic" - Klaus and Dr Pyren after a chat with Claire the Dridder Queen

"Well well well, what is a young little human like you doing in MY palace?" - Demchrelle talking to an lost explorer via a wandering nightmare

Axel Hunter wrote:

"yes human, I'm blind, however I do not appreciate you waving your hand in my face" -Andrew the blind Merman

"Out of curiosity doctor, were yuo and Claire ever a... thing?"
"Zat, vould have been problematic" - Klaus and Dr Pyren after a chat with Claire the Dridder Queen

"Well well well, what is a young little human like you doing in MY palace?" - Demchrelle talking to an lost explorer via a wandering nightmare

But Demechrelle is asleep(maybe she can sleeptalk)

Finally a graveyard.. wait why aren't my powers working?.... - A necromancer who tried to build a undead army

Pim18 wrote:

But Demechrelle is asleep(maybe she can sleeptalk

As a matter of fact she can, I asked Karbo about that a couple weeks ago e said she had the ability to speak through the wandering nightmares that live in the palace, but she can oly do it to a certain extent. She would be more han happy to wake up, but untill then shes stuck to using the nightmares to communicate

Axel Hunter wrote:

Pim18 wrote:

But Demechrelle is asleep(maybe she can sleeptalk

As a matter of fact she can, I asked Karbo about that a couple weeks ago e said she had the ability to speak through the wandering nightmares that live in the palace, but she can oly do it to a certain extent. She would be more han happy to wake up, but untill then shes stuck to using the nightmares to communicate

That actually makes sense! That's kinda the opposite of what one of my characters does.

Also:

You have several kinds of situations. The good ones, the bad ones and the Felaryan ones. -A instructer of dimensial travellers telling his students about several situations

"I'll take on any job... for the right price" -Deejay Shriev

"A dridder tangled in herr own veb, and she dares call ME ignorant?" Dr Pyren scoffing at a dridder that tried to eat him, but got caught in a psychokinesis trap.

"A dozen humans to snack on, no waiting or hunting required. Thats service with a smile" Vivian after accepting a tribute from the Dragon Keepers

"This place sounds like a battle field mixed with a torture chamber, but the ghosts dont know the war is over," Alex flying over Scream valley (in the center of the great marshes)

" To Survive here youy must be Really fast, really clever, really smart ,Very resourceful, or be like Private Caboose over there, somehow his stupidity works for him."- a Freelanceing Sargent speaking how to surivie in Felaraya to a Class of Students at a Caravan Gaurd Acadamy.

"Buttons?! I love Buttons!" a Private named Caboose speaking to a Giant Naga after Pressing some 'buttons'

luke112 wrote:

" To Survive here youy must be Really fast, really clever, really smart ,Very resourceful, or be like Private Caboose over there, somehow his stupidity works for him."- a Freelanceing Sargent speaking how to surivie in Felaraya to a Class of Students at a Caravan Gaurd Acadamy.

"Buttons?! I love Buttons!" a Private named Caboose speaking to a Giant Naga after Pressing some 'buttons'

Red VS Blue fan?

"[...]In order to survive the human would have to get out of the "food category" between the moment where he is caught and the moment where he will be eaten. In short: being very convincing very fast."
In: Rules to survive, found in a 1st grade classroom of a negavian school.


(To be honest it is a quote from Karbo in his deviatation "Crisis Bio". But I think it is a sentence that stuck in my mind from the first time I've read it and thus it would be one of the most impressive and classical quotes from the felaryan universe ^^)

"A naga did it." -A man to an angry dridder.

"A dridder did it." -The same guy to an angry naga.

"I should have brought a camera." -Yet again, the same guy at the resulting fight.

Quote :

"A naga did it." -A man to an angry dridder.

"A dridder did it." -The same guy to an angry naga.

"I should have brought a camera." -Yet again, the same guy at the resulting fight.

Lol!!! good one!!

Hey look! there are some cookies over there - A leader of a pack of fairies alerting the others

"Making your own religion can be quite rewarding on this world. But I'd be careful about making an elaborate demonology. They have a nasty habit of suddenly... existing." - Alennen the Elf, Heretic

"Oh, shush. I love these "ugly" beasts and fear them not. On this world it is the beautiful creatures I am wary of." - Désirée von Fucking, Felaryan Zoologist

"The Royal Lineage had a history of over Ten Thousand Years. And not even Two Thousand Years after it ended, half of my people have descended into barbarism. It is no surprise many search for the Queen, regardless of how... controversial... a figure she is." - Nessa Venomfang, Dridder

Quote :

"Making your own religion can be quite rewarding on this world. But I'd be careful about making an elaborate demonology. They have a nasty habit of suddenly... existing."

This.

" Sir what the hell is that?!"- Unknown

"Boys it has been an honor serving with you, all thats left is one last duty to perform...." - Outpost Gamma 37 before being overruned with kensha beasts.

" In my Death I shall have Honor"- Yukisanso Yammamoto, Before His death in Negav city by the hands of the MSD. His last act took a dozen MSD officers with him.

"hey *cough* asshole *cough,cough* downhere"- Benti.

" we laughed and sang, Knowing that Better men would come and Greater Wars were each proud fighter Brags"- Unknown

"Why yes. I did it. So what are YOU going to do about it?"