Classic Felarya quotes

"Hey I'm not short!...I just have a height definciancy" Seliky talking with her giant predator friends (her being a short human) XD




"No one makes fun of my ears and gets away with it!" Thanh after catapaulting Aurora into the air after she made fun of her elf ears





"...Dont wworry men we can take em!..." A adventurer before taking on a swarm of Bloodclaw apes...they were never heard from again...

"I'm sorry, you've caught me in a dinner moment"-Crisis. (With apologies to Karbo who came up with this.)

"Don't worry, we can take her, and if I'm wrong, may she be struck down." -A leader trying to get the universe on their side.

"Underestimation leads to being on a first name basis with Death." -Nagi

"Can you three stop fucking arguing for five fucking minutes? There's a fucking succubus twenty fucking feet away, you morons!" -Raimi

Come into my web -Said the dridder to the frightened human

Look at all these test subjects! Think of all the testing we can do! -Something GLaDOS probably says when she discovers Felarya

Axel Hunter wrote:

luke112 wrote:

" To Survive here youy must be Really fast, really clever, really smart ,Very resourceful, or be like Private Caboose over there, somehow his stupidity works for him."- a Freelanceing Sargent speaking how to surivie in Felaraya to a Class of Students at a Caravan Gaurd Acadamy.

"Buttons?! I love Buttons!" a Private named Caboose speaking to a Giant Naga after Pressing some 'buttons'

Red VS Blue fan?

yes i am

"fallback, Fallback subject just killed Half my squad, commander just what the hell is this thing, this guy is unlike any human i ever seen, are you sure hes human. wait he just turned to me, i think he didnt see me, wait where did he go? OH GO-*static*"- MSD officer, July 7th 2020 AU

" For me Trouble is always finding its way to me no matter what i do."- Mac

I'm BOOOOOOOOOOOOORED"-Leppy saying the last thing you want to hear from her.

"If you can dig one big enough, pitfall traps can stop anything." -Subter, the biggest fan of pitfall traps in all of Felarya.

"Red tents for sale! Red tents for sale! Get your red tent before your suicidal trip to the Jungle of Perils!" -a tent salesman actually getting buisiness selling red tents.

"Having a god or gods is fine, but it's better to choose one who not only helps, but helps you, and if the help when you need them, all the better." -Acetotik the Wanderer

"... And that is why you should never be in a group of stupid of people who think guns can solve anything." - A Neko hunter commenting to his student after watching a giant elf devour a platoon of rogues.

"Behold my mighty black-steel sword, which is strong enough to slice a tree in half... DOWN THE MIDDLE! Now using the power of my sword I shall slay you!" - Says a standard "Merc" before a naga tail swipes his weapon out of his hand.

"You're a nice person, you're very beautiful, you're very awesome, you can rule this land, you're a talented person, you're a very cool dude, you're-" a flatterer who didn't know better when confronting a giantess.

"What's your hurry? Stay for dinner"-Katrika

"It may be better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven, but all things considered I think I'd rather just avoid being served in either one of them."

"Don't piss me off. I eat people when I get pissed"-Anna Demorah.

@ Zoekin - "ANNA SMASH!!" XD

"What I miss the most? Being able to wriggle my toes"-Anna Demorah upon being asked what she misses from her human days.

" Are you sure this water's safe?"-Me to a Neko friend.
" The sign said No fishing, and you just HAD to." A fisherman to a companion after Anko has a little "snack"
" I don't think that's a good Idea..." Me to someone hitting a gypsas nest.

'Sorry, Tits McGee, I'm an ass man.' last words of Calmmar Drakemane

"Let me tell you something ole chap, never accept any free weapons from anybody or anything. Whether they be man, divine being OR a wretched squirrel, for more likely than nought is that it is A TRAP!" - De paranoid brigadier, Thomas Fholery

"Who put this no swimming sign here?"
-- Anko, after finding that same said sign on the bank of her river.

(With a polite tip 'o the hat to Karbo)

Okay. The chances of me beating this fairy are as good as zero but I'm going to try it anyway. Because I'm a man!
- A not so intelligent person trying to fight against Nemyra

Pim18 wrote:

Okay. The chances of me beating this fairy are as good as zero but I'm going to try it anyway. Because I'm a man!
- A not so intelligent person trying to fight against Nemyra

I AM A MAN! *punch* Oh... ahem... sorry, couldn't help it.

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A couple of quotes...

"Welcome to my nightmare!" - Nemesis' saying. (Couldn't help putting this one after all that Nemesises discussion xD)

"Karma is a bitch, but if you piss a predator off, you deserve what comes next." - Grigor, owner of the 'Murmur' inn and tavern.

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And some last words...

"We're gonna need... a bigger net..." - Ron Sneider, fairy hunter.

"I need a bath! This pond looks right what I need..." - Mary River at the Fairy Pond.

"Boobs! I mean... Danger!" - Albert Clearwell, ranger, after spotting Vivian.


And yes, some are adaptations of known existing quotes. Just looking for some homage.

Feadraug wrote:

Pim18 wrote:

Okay. The chances of me beating this fairy are as good as zero but I'm going to try it anyway. Because I'm a man!
- A not so intelligent person trying to fight against Nemyra

I AM A MAN! *punch* Oh... ahem... sorry, couldn't help it.

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A couple of quotes...

"Welcome to my nightmare!" - Nemesis' saying. (Couldn't help putting this one after all that Nemesises discussion xD)

"Karma is a bitch, but if you piss a predator off, you deserve what comes next." - Grigor, owner of the 'Murmur' inn and tavern.

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And some last words...

"We're gonna need... a bigger net..." - Ron Sneider, fairy hunter.

"I need a bath! This pond looks right what I need..." - Mary River at the Fairy Pond.

"Boobs! I mean... Danger!" - Albert Clearwell, ranger, after spotting Vivian.


And yes, some are adaptations of known existing quotes. Just looking for some homage.

Doesn't matter and lol!

Okay so I got warped into a world in which everything tries to eat me? Someone up there must really hate me...
-Me after being transported to Felarya

"Nope." ~ Dusk nymph response to "Did that shadow just move?"

"GULP" ~ Dusk nymph response to "Did that shadow just talk!?!?"

Let's see. It's been a while since I done this...

"I know what you're thinking giant monster babe. 'Is that a big stick of dynamite in his pocket or is he just happy to see me?' Well... do you feel lucky? Huh, do ya?" - The Incorrigible, Has Diablos.

Grave wrote:

"Nope." ~ Dusk nymph response to "Did that shadow just move?"

"GULP" ~ Dusk nymph response to "Did that shadow just talk!?!?"

The nopegineer approves of this.

"Oh God, I can't tell you how GOOD it feels to finally meet someone who isn't trying to eat me. Phew, I need a quick smoke to calm my nerves... hope you don't mind." - the daring Vash Matista after being rescued by Anna Demorah.


"Alright, you cheaters! Who summoned the huge white Harpy? Cause she sure isn't from my deck." - someone who is about to learn why there's a no-return policy on the Felarya card game.