Classic Felarya quotes

Krisexy26 wrote:

or maybe we shall not take a great care about guns because it is the stupidest thing human invented? :/

Famous last words?

gt500x wrote:

Krisexy26 wrote:

or maybe we shall not take a great care about guns because it is the stupidest thing human invented? :/

Famous last words?

Now, now, I'm not so violent as to kill anyone just for that. XD

Kris, guns do serve a purpose. They've allowed men to actually kill other men civilly and somewhat quickly, as opposed to arrows (which really only disable you and hurt like shit), and swords. They've also leveled the playing field between people of different physical stature: no matter how big a guy is, a scrawny guy (or girl) with a gun can kill him easily. In truth, guns have helped to propel rational, thinking people into a greater position of dominance within civilized society.

"Crap, who left that Mountain Dew laying around? Somebody... don't let the fairy drink... oh, God help us, it's too late! EVERYBODY RUN!" - a man desperately trying to avert a disaster.

" its not how fast you run that matters, if its you can run faster than your friend that matters"- a still living adventurer

"sir thats a one way trip"- Delta 630, Jhon

"We all make it sooner or later. Better get going, Jhon, they're gonna need you out there. Listen, the Militia has been good to me. Time has come to return the favor. Don't deny me this. "-Delta 623, before giving his life to kill an Ice wyrm by detnating a MFDD inside the creature by lureing it to eat Him and the device.

"You Manicas you blew it all up, damn you, damn you all to hell"- some random man after finding his stash of twinkies was blown up by a group of Faires ( oh come on do you think i wouldnt quote plant of the apes? )

"dude do you smell that?"
"yeah, smells like your swamp ass"
"but that nots me!"
" wait if thats not you then what could it be.. OH MY FUCKING RUN ITS BIGFOOT"
"Why did they run from me?"- a hiary human who has lived for a long time and nver took a bath or shaved.
*a fairy flys over the man, catches a wiff of him and falls to the ground twitching*

luke, if you're going to make multiple... quotes... edit your post to put them all in and don't spam multiple posts.

sorry, my mistake, i had to post them battery was nearly dead on the first two, the thrid one came only after switich batteries with my bros laptop its like 12:26 right now, and i have class in the morrining but cant sleep

"the next time someone asks you to go to hell, tell them you vacation in Felarya"- dimensional traveler

"at least things cant get any worse"- random adventurer

"long time no see Menyssan, whats it been... a thousand years?"
"nine hundred and seventy-two, but whos counting?" - Orobus talking with Menyssan

"THIS is why I hate fishing"- man in a mermaids stomach

(Shout-out to my mod-bro Stabs for this one.)

"You could get more power from this thing if you took this crystal in your hand... and THREW IT AT THEM!" -Zion Atriedes, to Serafín, regarding an ascarlin-powered weapon being wielded by a non-mage.

"Woa, woa, woa... stop, everybody stop! Don't make any sudden movements. Look up ahead in that tall grass. We're being hunted...... by rabbits." - an adventurer on an ill-fated journey to the Great Rocky Fields.

gt500x wrote:

"Woa, woa, woa... stop, everybody stop! Don't make any sudden movements. Look up ahead in that tall grass. We're being hunted...... by rabbits." - an adventurer on an ill-fated journey to the Great Rocky Fields.

LOL, nice one GT! where is thy holy hand grenade when you need it?

"These guys usually have more fight... its like they are scared of something..." a warrior watching his enemy runn away in terror as a naga approaches from behind.

Thanks. It's really just me trying to think of anything but work.


"Hey, look what I can do." - a jetbike pilot that never made it home.

(That one's for A.J.)

'Crap a giant..ooohhh so beautiful' Most male humans when spotting Vivian

Thanks for the shout out, Zion- glad to know I made an impression there.

"hey ever heard of the Murphy award?"
"no what it is ?"
"its a award givin out to people who get the reciving end of Murphy's law in the jungle and usally die a humilitating or bad death "
" I know dieing inside a Gultex is one way buts whats the other"
" Hun i dont know?" man lights a cigar
"I dont either" man 2 light a cigar
"What is that you have? "-Anna
"awwww Fuck"-man 1
"shit we're so going the murphy award now:"-man 2

"Game over man, Game over!" -adventurer as he and his companions comes face to face with a predator (you should all know where this is from )

and...

"Calm down before you cough up a hair ball!" - Random explorer says to his neko friend who is freaking out as they hide from a Naga (you know who you are)

"Did everyone see me go in there? ... GOOD! BECAUE I WONT BE DOING IT AGAIN!" - Alex after leaving dridder forest

"Get a room!" - someone shouting at Vivian and Malika

"U smoke? no? Mind if I do?" -an explorers last words in front of anna...

Ah, the beach. theres nothing like sand between the fins, humans in your teeth, and all that beautiful sunshine!" - A mermaid relaxing in Siren Sands

gt500x wrote:

Thanks. It's really just me trying to think of anything but work.
"Hey, look what I can do." - a jetbike pilot that never made it home.
(That one's for A.J.)

And the mental images I see are the exploding speederbikes from the Return of the Jedi.

What the hell does this even say? I don't speak Legal-ese."
"Simple. It say that magic is forbidden in that building."
"Then why not just say that?" -A man talking to an ice succubus he had out tricked and later befriended talking about a law regarding a building.

"In harsh areas, life adapts to survive. Some hide and blend in, some evolve to run, some have magic, and some just rely on wits, strength, or size. However, it's the one's who develop poisons who'll screw you the worst, and I'm one of them." -Katena talking to a giant predator who caught him.

"Careful! Don't touch the sand! It's vile and drenched in time magic. Stepping on it will send you back into Felarya's past and be never heard from again," advice being given to a traveler from an Akaptor nomad.

"Size means everything yet nothing in this place." -Unknown.

"I have to be in range of the eye by now. Wait, what's that sound? Oh shit! Run!" -someone who shouldn't have let down their guard.

"Sometimes you just can't help but wonder why you bothered leaving your homeworld this morning." (Sir Galledros)

"Nothing is what it seems. This is especially true if it has bug wings." (Fairy hunter survivor Jesdrick Thybetus)

"Is there anything in this goddamn jungle that isn't out to goddamn kill you?" (Anonymous)

space_samurai wrote:

"Game over man, Game over!" -adventurer as he and his companions comes face to face with a predator (you should all know where this is from )

Bro i beated you to it


"dudes i think you should get the cammera and recorder now"- adventurer
"why?" his pal
"because this is gonna make us Millions from the demand."
"what do you mea....... HOOOOTTTTT "
two Pervy adventures getting ready to record Vivian and Malkia making out