Fictional character blog, no real people allowed!

Dupe-we could crush it under our feet or stuff in our ears or best yet we could seal it inside an unbreakable prison thing or toss it to some succubus.

cody: "im a human, per say... im glad i wont have to worry about eating any.."

codda: "what about that time when you.."

cody: *tackles codda before he can finish*

Cazaria: Eh, I'm not sure that's a good idea, Dupe. It'l only egg him on. It's just best if we pretend he's not here, like Grip said. Speaking of which...

*flutters over to Grip, placing her arms around him*

I still haven't got that Dr. Pepper yet, big boy.

cody: *pulls out a long dridder web and climbs up a tree*

Codda: "dont do it cody...."

Grip: Er, I have some down in the cooler we bought at the last village. Uh, let me go and I'll go get it...

*Climbs into Sphere, comes out with two six packs of Dr. Pepper*

Grip: Never figured out who this earth person Dr. Pepper ever was... a genius nonetheless...

Fenja: What...? Oh! Think he's going to jump!

Grip: Cody, what are you...?"

Fenja: Jump! 10 gold his head explodes!

codda: "cmon cody, dont do it, your gonna hit the ground like last time!"

cody: *yelling from a really high brach* "i had it too long last time, ill more than likely snap about one forth of the way!"

Codda:"but what if it dosent hold!?"

cody: "its a dridder web, how is it not gonna hold!?"

codda:"good point! hay fenja, how fast do you think you can intercept his fall?"

Fenja: That depends how much you pay me.

Grip: Fenja...

Fenja: Geez, alright. I'm pretty quick with my hands - usually punching stuff but grabbing should be no harder.

Codda: "just as a last resort, he knows what hes doing... i think.."

Cody: *jumps diving straight down with dridder web around his feet*

(i swear cody never learns..)

Codda: "go away."

Ha'dara: *Moves over to Grip & Cazaria* Ever felt like your the only normal one around?

nakolt: now to kill you!
*uses his rocket boots to fly up to fenja's face and activates his flame-throwers.*
nakolt: let's see how you like THIRD DEGRRE BURNS AND BLINDNESS!

Zalost - Axis Stalker -

Zalost looks though the foliage to see a small annoying armoured character trying to fly around a cause havoc, clenching his teeth, he carefully aims his RPG. He fires. As the rocket propelled munition flies towards the armoured man, Zalost grins as the projectile explodes in a ball of orange and black, the target plumets to the ground, landing with a dull thud.

Zalost walks into the clearing, ignoring the other characters, some with smiles on their faces. As the Stalker stands beside the fallen armoured man, he reaches down and grabs a foot, draging it back into the vegitation. Zalost turns to the crowd, but quickly turns towards his unconcious captive as they both disappear into the woods.

cody: *drops down ripping the jetpack off of nakolt before anything else happened, then shot back up to the branch*

Fenja: Third degree burns and blindness? Er, you gave me a mild sunburn at worst.

Grip: A slight tan, perhaps. Don't see why he hates you so much.

Fenja: Jealousy.

Grip: I'm sure. He does have delusions of grandeur.

nakolt: OK THAT"S IT!!! YOUR ALL GOING DOWN!!!!!
*nakolt uses his flamethrower to give the axis stalker third degree burns.*
*nakolt then flies back to fenja and shoot her in the eyes with his laser, temporaly blinding her.*
*nakolt use his machine gun to injure cody, codda and grip.*

nakolt: and that's just a taste of my power... I AM IVINCEIBLE!!!! ha ha ha!

Blademan9999, you can't injure another person's character without their permission. What you're doing is very rude.

French snack wrote:

Blademan9999, you can't injure another person's character without their permission. What you're doing is very rude.

Give up, it won't do any good.

nakolt: vegata002 and french snack get out of here
*nakolt fires at them with his machine gun but misses on purpose.*
felany: i thought there was a rule against fighting!

blademan9999 wrote:

nakolt: vegata002 and french snack get out of here
*nakolt fires at them with his machine gun but misses on purpose.*

Uhm, I'm not actually interacting with your character. I'm not a character.

vegeta002 wrote:

French snack wrote:

Blademan9999, you can't injure another person's character without their permission. What you're doing is very rude.

Give up, it won't do any good.

*nods* I'm not going to press the point.

felany: NAKOLT! WOULD YOU PLEASE CALM DOWN!!!
nakolt: SHUT UP!!!
felany: everybody! we need to find some way to calm nakolt down.

Blademan9999 you are starting to get on everyones nerves, if you continue like this it will only be a matter of time before you are reported and banned from this forum. Also just to let you know, a flamethrower is not an effective weapon against a Clobham clad person, especially an Axis Stalker. Also you're attempts to 'wound' everyone are kind of pointless given the healing properties of the soil, please try and be civil.

*agileo waits untill nakolt gets near to the ground*
agileo: kids, don't try this at home!
*agileo junps onto nakolts back*
*nakolt flies around to try and shake agileo off, eventually he succseeds*
*agileo falls to the ground on his back*
agileo: OUCH that hurt!

cody: *hanging from his dridder web bungie cord.* "uhh.... what just happened? and whts with all the real people?"

(blademan9999 just got banned from the forums..)

Codda: "really? well he got what he deserved i guess.. best to do is not say nothing else about it.."

cody: "hay fenja you look good with a tan"

(codda, you just said a double negative..)

Codda: "you know what i mean.. now go away."

Cazaria: Hooray!! Karbo be praised, he's finally gone!! Anyway...

*takes Dr. Pepper and opens it, taking a sip while sitting down beside Grip*

Mmmm this is some good stuff. Anyway, Ha'dara, in reply to your question, that would depend on what you mean by normal.

*Alex comes in*

"Woo. Looks like something big just went down in here. Cool."

*sits down and enjoys a slice of pizza*