Felaryan proverbs thread

"...and though i completely accepet the fact that I will one day die in the jungle from pred or other, i shall face it with out fear and rather shall take it head on like the warrior i am or shall my soul be hinted down in the after life and be take by either angle or demon. to the halls of shame and shall all honor i held be striped"- part of the militia oath
( note: i may change it later and post the complete version.)

"Felarya is like a box of chocolates; you never know how you're going to die." (I'm sorry... That was just terrible. )

"Wandering eyes lead to horrible, horrible deaths." (Vivian probably caused the origination of this one. )

I just got this idea talking to Sal. ^.^

"The more you know, the less you get eaten." Or maybe, "the less of you gets eaten." Whatever sounds better. ^_^

I don't know if anyone posted this, but it just sorta' popped into my head last night.

"Every neko has its claws." - The Felaryan equivalent to "every rose has its thorn."

"Just when you think Your safe, Your really in the greatest danger" ( Meaning just when it looks like its safe to come out, it is really the most dangerous time to come out)

" Vivian giving you beauty advice is like you being given cupid's Bow and arrow."

"One can not trian in the ways of bloodshed without partaking in the act"- Unkown Crimson Maiden

luke112 wrote:

"One can not trian in the ways of bloodshed without partaking in the act"- Unkown Crimson Maiden

You know, that really does make sence.

I should use that quote in an upcoming story.

Archmage_Bael wrote:

I should use that quote in an upcoming story.

I'm glad you Liked It, I'll be sure to read that story when it comes out. ^^

"Even If I die, That does not mean that my Threat has yet ended"- Unknown Swordsman

"In Felarya, an uneventful day is one of the rarest of treasures. It should be protected and kept in secret, lest the gods realize their mistake and take aim to correct it."

"men fight wars, generals lead armies and kings lead nations but all will follow a EOD technician if they see him running." -unkown 605th soldier

luke112 wrote:

"men fight wars, generals lead armies and kings lead nations but all will follow a EOD technician if they see him running." -unkown 605th soldier

That kind of reminds me of this Schlock Mercenary strip.

Thats strange I never saw that webcomic before...

luke112 wrote:

Thats strange I never saw that webcomic before...

Definitely check it out, it seems like the sort of thing you'd like.

Be warned though, it's been going since the year 2000, is updated daily, and has never missed an update. Make sure you have lots of spare time if you want to start from the beginning.

itsmeyouidiot wrote:

luke112 wrote:

Thats strange I never saw that webcomic before...

Definitely check it out, it seems like the sort of thing you'd like.

Be warned though, it's been going since the year 2000, is updated daily, and has never missed an update. Make sure you have lots of spare time if you want to start from the beginning.

Trust me i got plenty of spare time

Dumber than a pack of Glouteux!

Ilceren wrote:

"Son of a harpy" sounds like quite an insult.

Nyaha seemed to like this one when it came out in the chatbox XD

It's especially funny because it's actually impossible to happen.

itsmeyouidiot wrote:

Ilceren wrote:

"Son of a harpy" sounds like quite an insult.

Nyaha seemed to like this one when it came out in the chatbox XD

It's especially funny because it's actually impossible to happen.

So is being son of a Dryad.

I imagine you could substitute out any species like Mermaid, Naga, Dridder, and possibly Succubus for Harpy XD

No, Bael, I don't think so. It states in the wiki that harpies are a female-only species. Thus, calling someone the son of a harpy, implies that they're a male harpy, which further implies that they're a genetic 'accident' of some sort; a freak among freaks, if you will.

Yes, but I don't think you can be a male dryad either. Maybe I'm wrong though, but the point is, those other species cant breed with humans. So if one human says "Son of a Dryad" you'd still be calling them a freak

Probably true, but I know for a fact that this rule does not apply to nagas and dridders. They do have males, although for yet-to-be-explained reasons they are comparatively rare.

"Curiosity killed the Neko"

"Digested men tell no tales"

"If you can't beat em, eat them"

"A naga marches on it's stomach"

"Beware of Girls bearing tits"

"When in doubt, always trust your gut" (Don't think that one needs changing really)

Pretty Good. XD

"If your not careful, you'll end up in a world of shit"

"I don't know what world your from, but here gentlemen, the objective is NOT to get inside a hot woman"

"What's the last thing to go through a person's mind when they get eaten?.........Degestive fluids"

"Dude, what's eating you?"