Felaryan proverbs thread

But there are no preds in Negav
And the streets are paved with sleaze
Oh there are no preds in Negav
So set your mind at ease

"There are only three reasons a pred will go after you, to kill you, to eat you, or to fuck you."

Here's some Finnish proverbs that may be interpreted. Some are exact and some are adopted.


"Life is uncertain, so eat your dessert, first." - Exact

"Hope for miracles, but do not rely on one happening." - Exact

"Naga's diets have never been sustained on fruits grown in May." - Adopted

"The food chain does not determine who is right, only who is remaining." - Adopted

"There's a man who looks like a partridge with legs like a mosquito." - Exact


That's all for now. I'll be back with more, soon.

"Human are like Sushi anyways. They are not meant to be cooked."
~ Indigo the Blue Sphinx

"A knife can sometimes be more useful than a gun." -David Hayter A.K.A. Solid Snake

There are more types of magic in Felarya, than there are types of science.

There was a girl named Mary Sue.
She's not with us any more.
Her failed attempt at a magic brew
was H2SO4.

"You can't ask death to a dance and then complain about his moves."

Negavian phrase - refering to adventurers who bitch about predators after willingly going out to the forest.

"You're moving slower then a Slug Girl in a tar pit. Speed it up!"

haha I like this one, I'm adding it  

Be wary of anyone who has a stomach bigger than you. ~ Tiny proverb


A neko doesn't care about how you were shrunk, only that you are.

Out of a harpy's talons into a mermaid's maw (Bad things happen one after one)

Don't judge a morsel through his size (Pred's talk - Preys can sometimes pose too much a challenge to eat)

You live like a Dryad, expect the photosynthesis part (about a shut-in person who doesn't directly contact with other people and leech off his relatives to live)

Everything can be solved by being bigger

That one has an appetite of a naga (someone who can eat a lot)

One of the fastest way to win a girl's heart is through her stomach. Not literally, through.

How about "If you want to eat my family I'm going to fucking kill you!" haha just kidding.

When asked 'what is the most deadliest thing out there?' most seasoned adventurers or explorers could quite easily rattle off a list of fearsome names. Yet this land is so vast and dangers so numerous it really is difficult to give an exact answer to that question. However one way of looking at it, is that 'the most deadliest thing isn't 'out there' at all but in here; pride, greed, curiosity and ignorance. All have ultimately led to the untimely demise of many who have set 'out there.'

Neko Saying: A well fed tiny is always more filling.

Sadly I can't remember exactly what I came up with during my RP, but it was something akin to this, only a ton better.

"A lick short of sweet" : extremely rude.

A distinction must be made between the 'Expeditionist’ And the 'Adventurer',
For they are not the same but often one is mistaken for the other.
An Expeditionist is someone who is actually qualified for the Jungle
An Adventurer is a deluded man-child who's efforts in society was a bungle
An Expeditionist is the one that might succeed and could last
An Adventurer is the one who dies trying to be a badass

"Most predators don't actually have super senses, the real reason adventurers keep getting eaten is because they go on for weeks or even months without ever changing their clothes and can be smelled by anyone within a half a mile radius."

A saying that fits the setting of Felarya just by itself:

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

"Careful, she's a fairy with missing wings" (a wolf in sheep's clothing)

I feel like someone has used this before.

Hmm this area is very low on intelligent life there must be Fairies near by...

"Away with the Fairies." - Negavian term refering to delusional adventurers who wonder off into the forest

" Fine Manners are much more useful than a Poly Keys for opening doors". Just a little one I coined during an RP. means somethbing similar to "you attract more flies with honey than vinegar"

DarkOne wrote:

"Most predators don't actually have super senses, the real reason adventurers keep getting eaten is because they go on for weeks or even months without ever changing their clothes and can be smelled by anyone within a half a mile radius."

Then I wonder, why they got eaten. Would You eat something that smells like 3 Weeks old Panties?