Corrupt a Wish

Granted, your hair is suddenly replaced with Capelli d'angelo, more commonly known as Angel Hair Pasta.

I wish Karbo would finish up the next Felarya book.

Granted, but he adds all your ocs, kills them all then bans you from everywhere

i wosh that you cant wish for more wishes only apply to the word wish
I wish that the word gotylu ment the exact same thing as wish
I wish for unlitmited gotylus

Wosh granted. You get washed an infinite number of times.

Since I was actually wishing for angel hair pasta, things worked out splendidly, so now I wish for, uh, more pasta.

Granted, you have more pasta hair, but everyone is always chasing you around with forks and sauce trying to eat it.

I wish I had the motivation to finish my Felarya projects.

You do so, but in so doing you necro a thread and everyone on the forum hates you. Your self-esteem dashed to pieces, you quit the community and hide in your room the rest of your life as a hikikomori.

I wish for a fun job.

Granted! You become Crystal's personal aide for life. You get to work with a hot succubus who relentlessly teases,tortures and transforms you into various things until one day she gets bored and eats you so she can hire somebody else.

I wish the darn Rumors Thread would go back to being active. =/

Granted. But all the rumors are about you and your reputation is forever ruined, forcing you to put a bag on your head that reads, "I'm not famous anymore."

I wish I was a talented animator.

You are, but since you have no leadership qualities you never get promoted and have to spend your career doing what your stupid boss tells you instead of exercising your creativity. And the things you have to animate are crappy insurance commercials.

I wish to go to Space.

*Fires Parameciumkid into space*



I wish for Beef Jerky

Some beefy guy is now a jerk to you.

I wish I knew what to say.

Granted, you are now able to think about what you want to say- But every conversation you have now ends up as a Conversation Tree from a Telltale game, plus the multiple options you have to reply with appear as well whenever you make conversation with someone.

I wish to get a bunch of presents today.

Granted, you get a bunch of presents. A shame they're all useless things that aren't worth anything.

I wish I had a functional TARDIS.

You get dissed for being retarded. Functionally.

I wish to SUMMON THE KRAKEN!

You summon the Kraken! But the U.N. Thinks of it as a major threat and decides that Pacific rim had the right idea and decides to build a jaeger to beat it too submission.

I wish i had a neko the size of a cat for a pet xD

ravaging vixens wrote:

You summon the Kraken! But the U.N. Thinks of it as a major threat and decides that Pacific rim had the right idea and decides to build a jaeger to beat it too submission.

I wish i had a neko the size of a cat for a pet xD

Granted! Except it's me, and I'm a fake kitty poser
Shhhhhh =^_^=

I want... A GIANT GUN THE SIZE OF THE PLANET!

Granted, you have a gun the size of the Who's planet...which is dust speck size. You also don't have ammunition or any way to fire it.

I wish I could meet the next person who posts in real life. OwO

I'm right behind you.  

I wish a tautology.

You now have tautology. But some things turn out to be false in every possible way.

I wish I had a dollar.

Granted! You get one sand dollar, but it turns out to be made of plastic.

I wish I had a all power fleet of space warriors who were also hot monster gals.

Granted, unfortunately you don't have the money to feed or pay them. They mutiny after the first day and eat you.

I wish more people realized that Benedict Arnold was far more then just a traitor.

Granted, people realize that, but they still talk about him the same way.

I wish I had L's reasoning abilities from Death Note.

Granted, but you make up a reason to commit suicide and then you suddenly die a slow, horrible death.

I wish I could afford brass model trains. (those things are expensive man)

Granted, except that it is made with Chinese quality.

I wish I can pet that neighbor's cat. It always runs away from me approaching.

You pet the cat. Now you have bedbugs.

I wish for a hot supermodel.

Granted, you now have a supermodel who always has a temperature of 5,778 kelvin.

I wish the chat was more active, and we'd have the big discussions and rps we used to have a few years ago. I miss them...