GAME: King of the Hill

I give 20,000 dollars to move from the hill for a day and set up a catapult full of Twinkies to throw at intruders. My HILL

I activate Stronghold making every phyrexian who lives there appear on the Hill I plant My Flag on said Hill all mine.

For laughs I set loose 1000 squirrels with mini bombs strapped to them to storm the hill, in a hail of shrapnel and fur they destroy everything on the hill. I get bored so I go to the pub for a few pints. Have fun.

I notice ze hill covered squirrelly bits and pieces, but a lack of peoples and persons so I take it for myself and cover it... WITH EXPLOSIVE PANCAKES!!! My hill... OF SYRUPY GOODNESS!

I break your neck, throw you off the hill and cover the hill in instant death spikes that affect only robots. MY HILL.

I reform out of a phylactery and use ancient dark magic to purge all life I claim it for my own stay of my death hill

I destroy the phylactery and send your immortal soul to the depths of hell itself! My hill!

I merely walk onto the hill. No one else was currently there as they were too busy fighting one another. My hill.

ok I come back from hell with new headgear the devils skull. i crush the person on on top of sead hill using every demon in hell and send every one to hell MY Hill

I point out that demons do not live in hell, your head explodes from this realization and I claim the hill. My Hill.

I duct-tape a Goron Mask to your face and through you into a very deep lake. I claim the hill. MY hill.

I grow a new head with asbestos lining and claim the heel with my serrated flag and chop the enemies flag apart with it

I open a portal into an alternate dimension and find an alternate version of the hill that has not been claimed. As I leave, I activate a detonator and grin before the portal vanishes. Seconds later, the hill in this dimension explodes.

I call the doctor to borrow his tardess and go to the dimension before you get there leaving a nuclear mine with a flag saying "too late".

XD

(that leaves no one with a hill)

Running into a nearby phone booth, I knock out two teens and am then suddenly transported into the past. I land in a place "BEFORE TIME" and find the first hill to have ever existed. I claim it before any other could.

Present day kick your fossilised remains down the hill mine now

I travel to the future and kick your fossilized remains down the hill. My hill!

I activate the legacy weapon by crashing the sky ship weatherlight into themoon I generate enough mana to kill a god angrier in tale means you no offence.

With your remains spread across the universandevery dimension I crash the ship on the hill mine once more