GAME: King of the Hill

I go old school and just blow your brains out with an M9. My Hill.

I use Tiberium to make the hill uninhabitable to all but those with the right equipment. Which you don't have, unfortunately for you. MY HILL!

I steal the right equipment, break your legs and kick you off the hill. MY HILL!

I use.. DARK MAGIC.. to curse you with impotence! You can no longer "stand at attention". You walk away with your head hung in shame. MY HILL!

I remove the curse, grab you by your chin and rip your head off with the spine coming out, causing a disembodied voice to say "Daejien Wins! Flawless Victory! Fatality!" MY Hill.

i hack the English language to make me the definition of the hill. MY HILL.

CORRUPTED DATA DETECTED: ACTIVATING PULSE UNIT.
*Power on noise*
[i]PULSE UNIT ONLINE. ACCESSING ENGLISH DICTIONARY...
ACCESS AQUIRED, RE-WRITING DEFINITION OF... "the hill"... DEFINITION CORRECTED.
ACCESSING TIBERIUM HILL FORTRESS DEFENSE SYSTEM...
ACCESS GRANTED... ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF FORTRESS DEFENSE SYSTEM...
SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED. FORTRESS WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 3.. 2.. 1.
FORTRESS DESTROYED. CHANGING HILL OWNERSHIP TO... "Dway Ay Shaglaha"...
OWNERSHIP ACCEPTED: SHUTTING DOWN PULSE UNIT. HAVE A GOOD DAY MR. SHAGLAHA.

Thank you my friend... MY HILL AGAIN!!!

I make you all lose the game. In your depression you commit suicide. MY HILL!

I turn you into a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where your eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once your arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. You leave a moist trail when you move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on your surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, you shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. Inside: Alone.

MY HILL

I fire artillery shells fileld with chlorine gas at the hill; killing/sterilising everything on it. MY HILL.

I walk in wearing a Gas Mask, I uppercut your head clean off and claim the hill. My Hill.

i hit the reset button and thenhit you with a combination of shapes that look like a sword. MY HILL!

Slimetoad wrote:

I turn you into a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where your eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once your arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. You leave a moist trail when you move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on your surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, you shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. Inside: Alone.

(Great short story.)


I challenge the Devil to a rock off and bargain with YOUR soul. I lose, and the Devil takes you to Hell. MY HILL!!

I launch an nuclear armed ICBM at the hill; vaporising it. I then build and fortify a hill of my own; MY HILL.

I hijack a GDI Mastodon and order it to attack your hill. MY HILL!!

Oh no you don't; I withstand your assault before counter attacking and destroy your stolen Mastodon with my artillery. MY HILL.

The only part of my next attack you can see before the actual attack is a few tracks in the dirt. Turns out it is actually a small group of Stealth Tanks, and with the help of their special ability of making any vehicle of my team near it also invisible several Scorpion Tanks are also there. They unleash total hell upon your base, leaving nothing more than rubble on MY hill!

I unleash my immortal army from hell that I recruited after I kicked the devil in the balls. They kill you and leave your soul to wander through the icy blackness of space forever. MY HILL!

I bite your toes off. MY HILL

i use a potion and...uh...FIRE MA LAZAR!!! MY HILL!

I take you to court to try and settle this dispute like an adult. The court decided to have custody of 'The Hill' split between you and me. I get mondays to wednesdays and you get thursdays to sundays. This didn't work for me so I beat you with a large stick till you go away. MY HILL!

i burn the hill, and then take it. MY HILL!

I sneak up behind you and stab you in the kidneys; I then refortify the hill and this time I include sensor towers and even more artillery. MY HILL.

i buy the hill. MY HILL!

I take personal command of a machine gun nest and gun you down in a hail of bullets; MY HILL.