The Oblitigary Super Smash Brothers Thread

Dear Nintendo,

WTF?!?!

signed,
Pendragon

Seriously, Captain Olimar? He's supposed to be 2 inches small!!!!! Let's see how they explain that crap.

Plus he's the most obscure bullshit character from the worst game in Gamecube history - WHY HIM?!

WHERE'S MY CAPTAIN FALCON?!

Rythmear wrote:

Plus he's the most obscure bullshit character from the worst game in Gamecube history - WHY HIM?!

WHERE'S MY CAPTAIN FALCON?!

Wait, Captain Falcon got cut?

I didn't see him in the current roster.

Sorry, Captain Falcon Fans. Looks like Nintendo screwed up.

If they genuinely cut him from the game, SO many people will be pissed.

Guys. The Captain was in the first two. They're not gonna cut him, but it appears he'll be unlockable. *kills Nintendo* As for Olimar, I don't get you guys. That little dude kicks miles of ass. *revives Nintendo* But if the Pikmin are killed off, he's royally screwed. *Kills Nintendo...again*

Olimar is a douche. Name one cool thing about him (note - it ACTUALLY HAS TO BE COOL, not lame)

He's able to have many creatures rush to their grave in his name. He's like an overlord of sort.

I mean how is it not cool the have an entire army that has a "We'll fight and die in your name."

Plus he's got an internet celebrity mentality when you think about it with the whole "I'll let my peeps take care of you, bitch!" thing he's got.

And Newsflash: even if you don't like him, you don't have to play as him. Hell he could be your resident punching bag in training mode. It's just like the sandbag, but can fight back in a sense.

He can't even do a smash attack without his Pikmin. He's piss-weak.

And none of those things are cool - they just scream "My radar can force people who don't deserve to die to die because I'm a coward who can't find my own battles."

And yet they still don't allow Geno into the game. Yet Lucas and OLIMAR? Forgive me for being rude, but Olimar is not smash material.

There's still a month before SSBB's release, which makes me wonder what other characters they will reveal. Maybe Mickey Mouse! Or Lilo and Stitch!

Ooh! How about Eggplant Man? Or Mother Brain? The suspense is killing me.

Okay if you guys can promise to be good boys I'll show you Zelda's Final Smash:

LIGHT ARROWS, BITCHES!

And apparently her down special is listed as "Twilight Transform" So this looks good for you Shiek fans out there.

I feel like shanking Nintendo

Honestly, this is the only place I'm seeing genuine hatred for this announcement.

And I thought Zelda's Final Smash would quell the flames abit. D=

Really this won't even matter when the game comes out there's gonna be more characters than this I know for damn sure not to mention all the things that will be in the game regardless. I don't think we need to get our panties in a bunch over this guys.

I just fear their poor judgement.

I feel the same way, Rythmear.

I know Nintendo is good with these types of things and I'm sure they'll make SSBB good, but when they screw up, it's a mistake you don't forget.

*cough* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNpLXo55yfw *cough*

I fear that SSBB may become crap if they neglect too many good characters.

Oh lordy that was painful

Still it had great lulz brought about by it..

Was it for serious? 500 poooooooosts!

Well, Rythmear, I'm being completely serious. It was a serious game Nintendo allowed for the CD-I. It was REALLY REAL.

Oh, and they made three more games after that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS956FdMPfc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaGxvJQ3-8w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O_ZPR2q7cg

If Nintendo screws up Brawl, they're off my list. For good. They do have a decent track record, so I trust that their next choice will be a decent one.

Then again, looks are deceiving when Koopas are involved...


Congrats on 500 posts, BTW.

*Impersonates Wario in Mario Strikers* Allright I score - yeah!

All right, so you thought Midna deserved to die, and Navi is... a possibility. How about this?!

TINGLE FOR BRAWL!!!

Rythmear wrote:

*Impersonates Wario in Mario Strikers* Allright I score - yeah!

Speaking of Wario...



That's fuckin' hot right there...[/sarcasm]

Seriously though I'm happy having Wario and Sonic and Falcon will more than likely be back on account of the Goroh assist trophy, the F-Zero emblem, as well as the Dr. Stewart and Zoda Trophies seen in other updates. so I've got everything I'll need. Plus our man in green (Mama) Luigi.

That and I'm sure I'll cook up some original stages for people to play one. Which by the way...anyone with Wifi, wanna play afew rounds when the game comes out? I look forward to it!

Yeah, they better have him in it... *shakes fist*

*Bunnies swarming around computer*

All right, I'll tell them! Just leave me the hell alone!

*ahem*

RABBIDS FOR BRAWL!!!

Speaking of Rabbids, Rythmear, you claim that Midna is evil. Well, after seeing this:



and this:



I think I see what you mean. It's... going to be a while before I speak to her about that job again.

Midna-Oh, shit! At this rate, I'll never be in a Felarya crossover! *starts sobbing and flies away*