The Oblitigary Super Smash Brothers Thread

Is it me or has the brawl website been spitting out updates that no one really cares about for the past 3 weeks?

It's not just you... it's a load of old rubbish.

Allow me to try and defend again, 'cause this was brought up on the Smash World Forums:

If this is about the E for All rehashes we've been getting then in all honestly, we weren't supposed to see those videos. People sneaked cameras in, used cellphone cameras, etc and revealed everything they could and so some of the updates now have lost their luster because of that. So really some of the disapointment in updates comes from the people who recorded footage too.

http://smashboards.com/blog/2007/11/28/if-you-give-a-smasher-a-muffin/

This is a great analogy for that whole thing. Plus I couldn't tell what was going on half the time in those videos 'cause those annoying panel girls or whatever you wanna call 'em were drilling into my ears.

I'm not gonna lie too...the menu screen, rotation, widescreen, etc. updates were kinda lame.

On the other side of the spectrum, How can you say that Angel Island music isn't rockin'? Plus we know now that we can pick the regular Wario which some people have been bitching about a tad when he was first seen in the E3 '06 trailer.

I just hope they don't post any videos from Jump Festa so we don't get the same shit with the E for All rehashes. I'm waiting 'til the Japan release if anything. THAT'S when I'm gonna take all the smashin' and bashin' footage in when it's not on the Dojo.

*steps off his soap box*

Here's the problem with that: I haven't seen nor heard anything SSBB aside from the main website, so my opinion on the content isn't because I've seen it. It's because I've seen it coming, the past 3 weeks of updates were stuff that didn't matter or stuff that anybody with half a brain could see coming. It's been spewing out crap that can't be denied.

Wow, Rythmear.

Just wow. I am speechless.

(still funny, though)

Rythmear wrote:

LOL. Splatter fun.

This one is made of epic win.

Yes indeed it is

Wow... that is just... friggin' awesome! Heh.

Rythmear wrote:

Heh. Good ol' Wario. You can't keep that boy down.

As for the whole Wario kidnapping thing, I have a theory.

Wario likes Zelda.

You're all saying "DOOD, WTF???", but I'm serious.

Think.

We only know it happens to Zelda. We DON'T know if it happens to Peach.

I'm not saying Zelda would develop feelings for Wario. THAT'D be wrong.

Maybe Wario got so lonely he snapped. He tricked the Ancient Minister into giving him a trophy gun--or he stole it--and used it on Zelda so he'd have some company. Then, he changes her back. Zelda despises him at first, then the Primid attack, the two become friends, that old thing.

And no, I'm NOT on crack.

Wario-Man wrote:

Rythmear wrote:

Heh. Good ol' Wario. You can't keep that boy down.

As for the whole Wario kidnapping thing, I have a theory.

Wario likes Zelda.

You're all saying "DOOD, WTF???", but I'm serious.

Think.

We only know it happens to Zelda. We DON'T know if it happens to Peach.

I'm not saying Zelda would develop feelings for Wario. THAT'D be wrong.

Maybe Wario got so lonely he snapped. He tricked the Ancient Minister into giving him a trophy gun--or he stole it--and used it on Zelda so he'd have some company. Then, he changes her back. Zelda despises him at first, then the Primid attack, the two become friends, that old thing.

And no, I'm NOT on crack.

lol - for those of you who don't get the pictures Joke, when Samus fires the Super Beam, she loses 50% of her armour... soo... *points at what Wario says*

Rythmear wrote:

lol - for those of you who don't get the pictures Joke, when Samus fires the Super Beam, she loses 50% of her armour... soo... *points at what Wario says*

Whoa there. We'd need a mature game rating for her to make THAT attack.

lol

I'd buy it

I think Wario just likes boobs, like any other guy...or he's a masochist and gets off on his own pain. =|

Sean W wrote:

I think Wario just likes boobs, like any other guy...or he's a masochist and gets off on his own pain. =|

Verily! Heh, a little old English there. Actually, I was really surprised and shocked when I saw Wario's little attack in the trailer.... Nuclear flatulence... what a way to go...

Spykeofkonoha wrote:

Sean W wrote:

I think Wario just likes boobs, like any other guy...or he's a masochist and gets off on his own pain. =|

Verily! Heh, a little old English there. Actually, I was really surprised and shocked when I saw Wario's little attack in the trailer.... Nuclear flatulence... what a way to go...

It's called the Wario Waft

So what do you guys think about the Dojo taking a break this week? Think they'll come back with something big? I'm not getting my hopes up too high, but I think it'd be cool if we got something ginormous the week after this one.

You know who I'd like to see in Brawl? Crisis! *shot* Just kidding! But, I'd really like to see two characters appear in a Smash Bros. game. First, I'd like to see Alucard from Castlevania. Second, I really want to see Midna from Twilight Princess. She's got a pretty big fan base since TP and I wouldn't be surprised if we saw her star in her own game.

Midna-Hmmm...

I actually wouldn't mind seeing her in myself. For the Subspace Emissary, I always pondered how it would be if Sonic and Midna were beating the shit from the nostrils of the Primid army.

But, that's just me.

I think Wolf Link and Midna should be a character team (sorta like Ice Climbers but not as sucky) or at least an assist trophy. Also,Alucard sounds like a good idea.

dlausactor6373 wrote:

You know who I'd like to see in Brawl? Crisis! *shot* Just kidding! But, I'd really like to see two characters appear in a Smash Bros. game. First, I'd like to see Alucard from Castlevania. Second, I really want to see Midna from Twilight Princess. She's got a pretty big fan base since TP and I wouldn't be surprised if we saw her star in her own game.

Midna-Hmmm...

MIDNA IS A COW-BITCH AND DESERVES TO BE REPEATEDLY SLASHED THROUGH HER SWOLLEN FACE!

Rythmear wrote:

MIDNA IS A COW-BITCH AND DESERVES TO BE REPEATEDLY SLASHED THROUGH HER SWOLLEN FACE!

Thats a bit harsh...

Cypress wrote:

Rythmear wrote:

MIDNA IS A COW-BITCH AND DESERVES TO BE REPEATEDLY SLASHED THROUGH HER SWOLLEN FACE!

Thats a bit harsh...

Seriously. I mean, she's better than Navi. XD