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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:35 am

I'll use the power of music! *Runs to Laptop and cranks up the volume!*
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:46 pm

G-Man1989 wrote:
I'll use the power of music! *Runs to Laptop and cranks up the volume!*

Aw yeah! Turn it up! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:57 pm

G-Man1989 wrote:
I'll use the power of music! *Runs to Laptop and cranks up the volume!*
No! The tinny sound of crappy laptop speakers makes my ears bleeeed.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:47 pm

What? Didn't say a thing in this thread? It's an old thread and I didn't say a thing here? Shame on me! xD

You see, if a 70-some-feet tall cute lady tears my roof of, I'd be... scared. Really. Imagine that: you're in bed, having a pleasant dream, and then you weak up because of the noise and discover yourself looking at that gigantic figure, no matter how beautiful she is. I'd wet my pants - well, maybe not wet them literally, but you know what I mean.

Anyway, after the first impression I'd try to look calm - though scared in the inside - and try to face the situation the best I can... like trying to speak to her. It's Crisis, so the probabilities of surviving an encounter with her aren't too slim, but still not big... just trying the best to look interesting and not tasty.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:18 am

Based on the current me, I'd be asleep when that happens. When the noise wakes me up, I'll stare at her (assuming the sun isn't quite up yet), rub my eyes, look at my clock, and fall back to sleep.
If the sun is up, I'd cover my eyes and sit there for a few minutes with my arm over my eyes before I get them used to the light and stare at her, wondering "Did I go out drinking last night and forget AGAIN?!" before realizing it is a school day and asking her how much I'll have to pay to get her to keep me from going to school.
Yes. I do despise school that much. 0800 is an ungodly hour to wake up.
However, assuming she didn't materialize right in front of my house and immediately going for my roof, the army would have 'met' her first.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:56 pm

Here's what I'd do: first I tell her to wait a second and cover myself in butter and stuff and offer myself as an offering.

lol Here's what I'd really do: First I get freaked out and nearly pee my pants (I said NEARLY!). Then I slap the fear out of myself (a tactic I have for the rare occasion that I'm scared) and begin to tell her about Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and replace Link with myself. Then, I have fun with my new friend.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:09 pm

Pff, I'd sleep through that.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:22 pm

serious awnser: considering the fact that she has never left felarya (and assuming that we are on earth and my house wasnt linked to felarya) I would probably try to live out my day as usual and see if she would like to tag along and see a new world and hope that she hears me and agrees. OR i would pass out from shock

joke awnser: try to shake her hand when she reaches down to grab me
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:24 am

Gabriel115 wrote:
try to shake her hand when she reaches down to grab me

I find that image quite funny.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:22 am

/Fish/ wrote:
Gabriel115 wrote:
try to shake her hand when she reaches down to grab me

I find that image quite funny.

Me too. I can imagine shaking one her fingers and being polite. At least I think Crisis would find it... curious and funny as well. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:55 pm

/Fish/ wrote:
Gabriel115 wrote:
try to shake her hand when she reaches down to grab me

I find that image quite funny.

I concur. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:39 pm

faint. most likely.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:47 pm

To be perfectly honest, the first thing I would think is, "Whoah....giant boobs."
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:48 pm

Grave wrote:
To be perfectly honest, the first thing I would think is, "Whoah....giant boobs."
yeah. but the shock would knock me out cold.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:20 pm

Not sure, but I'd most likely just try to hide. If she caught me and I managed to put myself in "Nirvana Mode" (usually I'm a coward, but if I can calm down into this mode I get all detached and mellow) I would try to talk her out of eating me.

Basically, it would go one of two ways.

Coward mode (normal)

Crisis: *tears roof off* Hi, I'm here to eat you!
Me: *wakes up* Wha-? . . . ARGLEWHARBLEFLU! *hides under bed*

Nirvana mode

Crisis: *tears roof off* Hi, I'm here to eat you!
Me: *wakes up* Oh . . . cool. Are you real?
Crisis: Yep.
Me: Mmmhm. Any way I could interest you in not eating me? How about a nice story?
Crisis: A story!? I want to hear it!
Me: Right. Well . . . *tell every story I know*

Hopefully I could get into my detached mode fast enough to avoid being eaten. Otherwise I'd probably run for my life and/or hide. And most likely get eaten.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:24 pm

you'd be screwed because you mentioned "food" in there Razz
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:53 pm

I'd look up to the sky and yell, "Damn it God! You win this round, you sick ****!"
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Nov 06, 2010 4:12 pm

I'd take Lea hostage. It probably wouldn't work but it's worth a shot.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:42 pm

light my natural gas up around the apartment. hook my wires circuits up to make fire time for 10 seconds. Then FIRE IN THE MOTHER-FUDGING HOLE YA STUPID BITCH!

*runs out the window and doesn't look back at the explosion* Cool people dont look back at explosions.

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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:22 pm

if she was hungy shed git a tast of the 12gauge i keep under the bed. If shes gust visting id ask her to pla videogames... Oh and feed her my moms yoki-do
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:44 pm

lol, I'm pretty sure Crisis has probably tasted 12 guages before. They're bitter, but the human washes the taste down nicely.

I think I'm gonna be riggin up a 40 cal after this.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:47 am

ravaging vixens wrote:

*run out the window and don't look back at the explosion* Cool people dont look back at explosions.

Hahaha that video was totaly priceless XD
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:24 pm

ravaging vixens wrote:
light my natural gas up around the apartment. hook my wires circuits up to make fire for 10 seconds. The FIRE IN THE MOTHER-FUDGING HOLE YA STUPID BITCH!

*run out the window and don't look back at the explosion* Cool people dont look back at explosions.
We think alike. Kabooms are always a nice deterrent. But I'd have to play my own kabooming song while I did it.

Why go .40 cal? Shit, I've always said "the bigger, the better!", at least as long as accuracy ain't a problem. Newton's Second Law, baby: force equals mass times acceleration. GO .70 CAL!
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:10 am

I need a list:
-Go "Aww, shit. I'm not getting my deposit back."
-Yell "Hey! You owe me a new roof!"
-Wonder how she ripped the roof off a room built into a tree.
-Yell "Hey! Is that a busload of nekos?" and run away while she's distracted.
-Use my ninja skillz to jump onto her shoulder and get a ride using my jedi mind tricks to keep her from eating me. (No. I don't know where or how I got ninja skillz or jedi mind tricks.)
-Other
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:20 pm

Hmmm I'd do the clever move and do something totally unexpected... I'd act excited about her trying to eat me, while dotting some laughter in my joy! Why you ask? Well picture a scenario like this

Crisis: hi! I'm gonna eat'cha!
Me: Really? Oh my god I'm so happy I get to be eaten this is gonna be so awesome *chuckle*! You're totally gonna love me *evil laugh*! This is so great I get to be EATEN *insane laugh*!!!
Crisis: wait a sec who would actually want to be eaten? Unless... You must be poisonous!

Reverse psychology ftw... Though there is the chance it won't work
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