morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???

"*throws shoe at crisis* Turn the light off"-Me

Sceam "H4X".

well seeing how I am a pretty heavy sleeper...I'd probably would have slept through the event... XD

I would probably say hi and then go back to sleep.

I would make her brain explode with physics. Yay for science!

something like that

after thinking things through I might ask her to eat me as long as she will not eat anyone else in the area I live in or any of my family

sparkythechu wrote:

I would make her brain explode with physics. Yay for science!

Now your thinking with portals!

Pim18 wrote:

sparkythechu wrote:

I would make her brain explode with physics. Yay for science!

Now your thinking with portals!

We are going to have fun...with science.

sparkythechu wrote:

Pim18 wrote:

sparkythechu wrote:

I would make her brain explode with physics. Yay for science!

Now your thinking with portals!

We are going to have fun...with science.

A brilliant plan!

Time for my great 12-part plan.

1. Wake up.
2. Complain about the cost.
3. Get out of bed and prepare my large shotgun.
4. Ask her to leave and put the roof back.
5. Aim the shotgun at her.
6. Ask again forcefully.
7. Proclaim "This is my boomstick." before shooting it at her hand.
8. Reload.
9. Tell her to leave.
10. Unload into her eyes.
11. ???
12. Profit from video footage.

Either that, or wait for the square-cube law to kick in. That skips to the Profit from it.

Me: It's too early for this... *Pulls out anesthetic smoke bombs and throws them at Crisis's face* Nighty night.

Me: Why are you tearing off my roof?
Crisis: I'm hungry.
Me: Why me? Why should I be the one who has to be eaten when there's thousands of other people out there.
Crisis: I'm still HUNGRY!!
Me: What should I do about it?
Crisis: You, in my stomach, now.
Me: I don't want to.
Crisis: NOW!!
Me: Alright, pick me up.
Crisis: Ok.
As Crisis' hand advances towards me, I run right out of my room and go down to my basment.
Me: Maybe I can hid here for now.
Crisis tears down the rest of my house, searching for me
Me: I'll hide in my closet *breaks something* "Oh no.."
Crisis: HA, found you!
Me: *sits down* Do you REALLY want to eat me?
Crisis: Yes.
Me: Then why didn't you just pick me up faster so I couldn't run away, hmm?
Crisis: I'm still going to eat you.
Me: Right...*tries to run away but fails and Crisis picks me up*
Crisis: Now I have you, no where to run.
Me: You're right, can I just grab a few thing waiting to be digested?
Crisis: Yeah sure.
*Grabs DS and a few games also sercretly hiding teleporter in my pocket*
Me: Alright, eat me.
Crisis picked me up and puts me in her mouth and swallowed.
Me: This is really disgusting.
I end up in her stomach and get out my DS and play Mario Kart.
Me: *Uses teleporter and she still thinks she ate me* Wow, that was too easy.
The End

Me: Watch out for the Tesla coil
Crisis: Tesla what? *ZAP*

Me: Told Ya to whatch out. Baka

"You're dead, kid."

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I didn't think Crisis was even capable of saying something so frank and ghastly on purpose... I mean, don't most Felaryans just assume their victims somehow magically disappear? Not really "die"?

Now, any hope that would inspire me to write down some elaborate escape plan is dashed.

Nickonaquamagna wrote:

"You're dead, kid."

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I didn't think Crisis was even capable of saying something so frank and ghastly on purpose... I mean, don't most Felaryans just assume their victims somehow magically disappear? Not really "die"?

Yep. That would be very "un-Crisis".

Malahite wrote:

Crisis can think, she has before. The problem with the plan is convincing her that he's the leader.

Use the President of the U.S red button lol

Primeval Hunter wrote:

Malahite wrote:

Crisis can think, she has before. The problem with the plan is convincing her that he's the leader.

Use the President of the U.S red button lol

You mean the internet kill switch?

Pim18 wrote:

You mean the internet kill switch?

nope, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Primeval Hunter wrote:

Pim18 wrote:

You mean the internet kill switch?

nope, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

No I don't... Care to enlighten me?

Sure, the president has a briefcase with a computer that he can use to authorize a nuclear attack. It's also known as "the button" and is usually parodied as such.

Primeval Hunter wrote:

Sure, the president has a briefcase with a computer that he can use to authorize a nuclear attack. It's also known as "the button" and is usually parodied as such.

Ohh that button! Yeah I live in the EU so we don't have things like that.

We're the only country that does

Pim18 wrote:

Primeval Hunter wrote:

Sure, the president has a briefcase with a computer that he can use to authorize a nuclear attack. It's also known as "the button" and is usually parodied as such.

Ohh that button! Yeah I live in the EU so we don't have things like that.

Actually... We do in a couple of EU countries. Perhaps not literally a briefcase, but I'm pretty sure Sarkozy and Cameron could order a nuclear attack from wherever they are at any time, and back in Chirac's day (when he was blowing up most of the Pacific with nuclear tests in 1995) there were parodies of him casually pressing The Button.

Though this is getting very slightly off-topic, and I rather doubt nuking Crisis when she's standing right over you would be a feasible option...

i agree with french snack. well, if she tore off my roof, the first thing that would come to mind is that its an awfully nice day out, then id realize that there is a giant naga staring down at me, then i would slowly make my way to the door while failing at card tricks, and then try and magically go down my toilet, and then if that fails, ill just pretend to be a frog